Lamba Pod-don-cast

Your money is not enough to keep any Nigerian lady in a relationship.

@mariolexxx Who you think say wan marry terrorists?

Muslims dont mind getting married to Christians but why Christians no Dey like getting marry to Muslim

@Nmahack I will take my ice creamer to heaven.

If you die, you can't eat ice cream anymore.

@Otunba_Bini Make e air me make I blow abeg.

Algorithm can air anyone.... Hope you know that. 😂

@PenTitan They have no honour.

Women will list all the noble qualities they like in a man, and go ahead to date a rich guy without any of them.

@KunnujiC Una wan put something inside something?

I Dey my Ex. Side, we wan fix things.

@deeeeoflagos They prefer to follow wizarab wey go hardly notice them.

Why is it a big problem for small accounts to follow their fellow small account? Make it make sense

@mariolexxx Any small wey need support holla me. I swear you go begin see 20, 30 views.

I see one account right now celebrating 50 views😩😩 na Wetin small accounts dey go through be this ?

@Ben_ghazy3 E no dey pass like that.

People don't love you for who you are they love you for what they need from you

@PenTitan They'll have to invite a man into their midst for that purpose.

If a lesbian takes another lesbian's number and they start talking stage, which of them should beg for shawarma first?

@Wizarab10 Na still people go operate the AI.

AI is taking jobs sha. Sadly, it is here to stay.

@ClovisReasons Those mad mutuals dey see am no worry. Them dey wait make you do give away. Awon oloriburuku.

Sometimes I feel like I am tweeting into the void. That's what small accounts go through. Big accounts were once there and today they are enjoying their consistency.

Gbogbo eyin were ti mo n ba ni gbolohun Lori ero ayelujara yi, ti e o f'esi pada, ko ni da fun gbogbo yin oh! Gbogbo yin ti e n JE ko dabii pe Mo n soro si ategun lasan, ofo ni gbogbo yin ma se oooh! Amin.

@bigteegame Peaceful

Men, be honest... How's life without a woman? 🤔

@Mo_salewa My own is to comment and like many of the tweets I come across. And na so I go continue till the hustle pay.

How do people view tweets and just pass? I literally like and retweet every tweet I come across

@Dannymasterp Only your grind is what you can trust to help you. Big account oh, small oh, they are all human and will always be selfish. Only trust in your grind/hustle.

E no go better for so many people we call big accounts in this country aswear 😂 You can imagine seeing your mutuals post on your timeline and you skip it because the person has small followers and low impressions 🫢 My people no be witchcraft be that? Africa man stinking ego.. Someone that engages you steady without knowing you, you don't want to engage him back cus he has small followers even when his content is good. We're really praying for good Nigeria indeed..

@itohan_olat Replying a big account is not will still expose you to other people in the comment section that like how you think.

Stop being a full-time tenant under big accounts. See those big accounts you’re always camping under? They’ve got their own circle. They’ll hype their people first before they notice you. So why not build your own? Find your tribe among your mutuals and support each other’s pages. That’s how you actually grow here. You cannot be a professional reply guy forever. Period.

@ama_kaaa The person looking from outside has the ability to see alot of things more than the person inside.

The way my friends always troll me,they say for somebody that does not have a man,that i give a lot relationship advice. And they are the ones that will still bring their relationship issues to me,but later troll me after giving them advice.

@bigteegame They are going to do it again.

Can you forgive your partner who cheated on you if he/she is truly sorry?

@peculiarchichii All that I want a god-fearing man na man wey go dey give them money without complaints.

Modern dating is full of contradictions. She wants a god-fearing man who leads in prayer, but her problems always seem to need cash solutions at midnight.

@viktorbensonyt Talking stage na scam

Talking stage with Nigerian girls be like say you dey interrogate thief You ask question and she answers, she doesn’t have anything to say