Joseph Lampen

I think we need to stop saying “AI hallucinates” and recognize that AI merely mimics humans, except its BS is just a little easier to identify.

@TrainingPeaks My Neuropeak Pro NTEL BELT to help train proper breathing mechanics.

What's your favorite piece of sports-tech at the moment?

Which city is moving into the next round?

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Milestone day…I ran a pen out of ink. #itwasagoodpentome #RIP

@RyanHVaughn @boburnham Ahhh…record it, obviously.

Gosh darn it @boburnham My 5yo from the back seat starts belting “white woman’s Instagram!” What’s the correct response here, folks?

In your 40’s a ‘dime spot’ is the amount of product your stylist tells you to put in your hair.

@RyanHVaughn @onepeloton At the very least it might help offset the power the peloton consumes…😃

@lampenj @onepeloton I have no clue, but not zero. The world needs creative solutions Joe, and I’m here for it!

Why can I not plug my @onepeloton into the wall to power my house with my own kinetic energy?

These are simple times. We just make them hard by being human.

I just liked “Holland Christian Tuition Grant Fund Auction” on #Vimeo: vimeo.com/468627384

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@clampentweets Awesomeness. All of this.

Brad Pruim completed the IRONMAN® World Championship brought to you by Amazon! Time 10:33:19, Run 03:41:16. (UNOFFICIAL) track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-WORLDCHA… #IMWC

Brad Pruim completed Bike. Time 05:19:31. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-WORLDCHA… #IMWC

Brad Pruim completed Swim. Time 01:23:10. Pace 02:09 min/100m. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-WORLDCHA… #IMWC

Brad Pruim started IRONMAN® World Championship brought to you by Amazon! track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-WORLDCHA… #IMWC