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@trashcrank @gonrrhea what’s the diff

@gonrrhea I dont think anyone should compare pilates and strength training. Theyre pretty different. So i wouldnt consider it a pink tax because they arent comparable.

Pilates being more expensive and less effective than strength training. It’s fr the pink tax

I like dating men that do things for me, but it’s never an obligation. If you’re not the type to do things for your woman, I just simply won’t continue dating you. Idk why men get so angry about it either lmao

@woodenh3arts All 4

To people who speak multiple languages what language are your thoughts in

being a good girl got me nowhere, life has been great since i turned evil

@AG279856a @impossiblyeve Thank god

@impossiblyeve Lady just shut your mouth lol. Only simp men would do that for you. Real men would leave you

if i had a boyfriend i would make him stand in the corner and face the wall whenever he annoys me

adoro o conceito da pessoa achar que eu sou quieta e timida so pq n tem acesso ao meu pacote premium de personalidade

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

ur so hot why can’t you be from Toronto, Ontario

I hate when i actually like someone bc it makes me face dat i really have some crazy tendencies

i was born in the right generation. i love twitter and male moans.

i love hearing i'm mean from a man, thanks bitch

@foxbxnez @luvkittygirl @soniwhu this is why you’re married

@luvkittygirl @soniwhu my wife has a tummy and liiiiterally every jiggle gets me closer to finishing

being fat will fr have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if they see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much

dating me is probably like having a migraine and a boner at the same time

Men are undatable and if you're gonna do it then you have to be okay with the fact that it's morally, logically, spiritually incongruent. Peak cognitive dissonance for the female experience

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

I do not support all women some of you will use misogynistic insults against other women to defend your shitty male friends

under my dictatorship men will be banned from pursuing gynaecology.