lana del slay

my therapist had me a do a lil exercise and we had to create a scale of 0 to 100 and she needed me to give an example of what 0 would be in terms of feeling no discomfort/anxiety and i said “after doing a whippet” and then she wrote for what seemed like longer than those 4 words

Cranking hog or hogly cranking

times where we need wendy williams cause WHAT HAPPENED

can we sexualize normalizing

men are so boring like just give me money

@bunbunbunnnny me when i get called on stage after a bathroom field trip

Her form is questionable but her shit is moving tho!

I'm independent but I'm not stupid, if there's a man around,he's gonna do it

we need a stripper oscars because tbh we’re all giving award winning performances pretending to like these men

farting but make it slay

A certain group of women have already negotiated this package.

steve, it’s kinda giving foot freak

coke makes you feel like you could do stand up comedy and that’s why it’s the most dangerous drug

Sex workers have triggered wannabe communists because we’re redistributing wealth with more efficiency & less whining than their entire manifesto Sex workers: Taking from the rich one consensual transaction at a time. Meanwhile y’all are still trying to organize a bake sale to fund your revolution

@yourfavangel99 thank you!!! 🥰

@lanadelslayee I loooove this color on you!! 😍

this one did numbers on instagram stories

@bb_apes cunty wife, cunty life !!!

the party theme was “cunty winter”

the fuck boy of seasons

false spring love bombs us every year only to ghost and then pop back up with a “wyd” in 14 business days

white men b with their whole family outside just staring at you like 🧿🫦🧿

boomers are the worst gen because all the cool ones died from drugs and AIDS and we’re left to deal with all the losers.

it’s my birthday, send cash 💸