Mr Lancaster

Go to work all day and these dossers are on Pac-Man 👻 🍒

Independent journalist @Truthhurts101UK exposes another hotel housing invaders at the taxpayers expense for 4 years. They've got gaming rooms on site, pacman, mortal kombat machines. All paid for by the British worker.

@NelsonsGolfTips Not enough black golfers?

Anyone know why the masters not on live on sky sports ?

“England or the “FA” no doubt its from some yank marketing twat, have officially done away with the word “friendly”

Glorious ☀️ weather in Lisbon finally! Although walk around the corner it looks like 1985

Semi final progression % PSG 75% Atletico 70% Arsenal 65% Bayern 60%

@iqonicmedia @FCBayern Got relegated with burnley

@FCBayern Kompany might go down as the most successful black coach ever in the sports history at this rate

Kompany drip 😮‍💨

@FCBayern Embarrassing dress code

Not just football managers, but society in general needs to have a look at dress code and appearance in public facing roles Went into the post office the other day for a stamp, Young girl nose pierced and a dagger tattoo on arm serving me

But what about kanye west

Super Bock, sunshine, sea and a look at the local papers 🍺 ☀️ 🌊 Gyokeres 2/5 4/10 in player ratings Aaron ramsey in paper cant translate but name alongside whitney, bin laden, steve jobs 💀

@SamHoweAFC It was a blue print away performance in europe Disciplined Tight at the back Nick a goal 2nd leg advantage

I am absolutely fucking buzzing with that result last night, yet some people are actually fuming and want the manager gone even though we’re one step away from another UCL semi final? Like do I live on the planet mars or something? Or are these so called fans fucking retards? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Early doors 🚪 🍾 Breakfast of champions (League)

@RadioGenoa 5hit hole

Luton was a quiet industrial town in UK. Today it is almost an Islamic caliphate. Madness.

@BenStiller Absolutely blitz Iran 🇺🇸

Stop the escalation. End the war now. No one wants this.

@RishiSunak Nonce

Pushed my luck on the slopes this Easter showing off to my daughters. Thankfully there’s no shortage of sport on TV this month!

@PatrickChristys 🇺🇸

Outside Downing Street now

The bench is sadly looking like the lack of options 12 months ago! Hence playing PSG with your 4th choice forward Pray zero injuries and a clean sheet

Pot of gold at the end of the 🌈 ? UTA

Braveman to go into the pool this afternoon