lance hazeman

What kind of job do I need to be hooked up to the boat Friday at 7am?

Why do we pee into water if peeing in water is unaccepted?

I got 99 problems and 98 of them directly involve being in the automotive industry!

Ain’t been on twitter in a hot minute, took about 15 to find the post button 🥴

Is it a requirement for fast food places to dump your fries upside down in the bag? 🙃

@KwikTrip why your chicken in the same color packaging as the cheeseburgers! Grab the wrong ones often!

Leveling kits are ugly fight me

Getting wine drunk with your girlfriend at home > going out

Get you a girl that asks if ya wanna get wine drunk 🤘🤘🤘

Grind until your wallet causes back problems 💪💪

@meggbrownn Slackin!!

this will be the first thanksgiving in the last 5 years that I won’t be hungover for. so there’s that.

I also lol’ed at the fact my ex thinks I still want her 😂😂

Goes to gym once a month, posts “back at it” every time 😂😂😂

She’s got freckles, on an unrelated note, I’m going ring shopping tomorrow 😂😂

Frozen

The temp is single digits this morning just like my relationship status 😅

When did America become so thin skinned? Can’t sneeze without someone being offended 😂😂😂

I love standing at the parts store listening to other people look for parts, you shouldn’t be working on vehicles 😂😂😂

Become a mystery

Keep your hopes up high and your head down low!