Lance Park

Unpopular opinion: beards are just makeup for dudes. #ihaveabeard

@JOHNNYPEMBERTON Yes, of course.

do i smell like butter?

@Super70sSports What a show!

“He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!”

@FarmerJay10 @volcaholic1 No you fuck off! Good day.

@volcaholic1 Fuck off

Humanity heating planet faster than ever before, study finds. Researchers identify sharp rise to about 0.35C every decade, after excluding natural fluctuations such as El Niño. theguardian.com/environment/20…

@Cubs He was so fun to watch pitch!

@LasVegasLocally Meh

Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are going to fight in Las Vegas again — this time at the Sphere. Both are nearing a biological age of 60 years old.

@suzukiplshomer Hahaha yep

Picked up right where he left off

@J_Potter Either way, I think you were right

Wake up at 5am or stay up for 5am. Thats what we’re battling now.

@jakemmccleary Happened to me on the last batch on every one I pulled.

Is this problem more user-error or a product design flaw?

@WatchMarquee I’m going to be there next week!

Coming soon to Wrigley Field 👀 Alex Bregman homered twice in live batting practice!

@rawsalerts This is scary as fuck!

🚨#BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security has sent legal requests to Google, Reddit, Meta, and Discord for the names, email addresses, telephone numbers, and identifying data of accounts that track and criticize ICE

@BartleKSLsports I think you know why. 🤔

New guy here… How come Red Rocks fans cheer for BYU gymnasts but BYU fans don’t cheer for the Red Rocks?

@chipgaines @BaylorBaseball So rad!

What a dream!!! ⁦⁦@BaylorBaseball⁩ #MagnoliaFieldAtBaylorBallpark

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination. Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.

@PacFight How awesome!

Coach Morgan Scally is a great man. He took time out of his incredibly busy schedule to visit me in the hospital. I’ve been going through it, this means the absolute world to me. I will always be his biggest fan.

@utahmammoth @SCMerrifield @ZionsBank He was on FIRE 🔥

An important win for Veggie tonight 🩵 @SCMerrifield | @ZionsBank

@MensHumor List is irrelevant if you don’t include big dog

What are we adding to this list?

@KUTV2News Meh

Smartphone weather apps may be handy during mild weather, but meteorologists say it's better to listen to human expertise during multi-faceted, dangerous winter storms. kutv.com/news/nation-wo…

@PacFight You’ve been a pleasure to follow!

@Super70sSports Old Pizza Hut was peak nostalgia!

Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.

@stats_feed This is the problem. Dumb people don’t know they are dumb

Be honest: compared to the average person, you think you are…