Lance Barnhart

@itscarterhughes President Musk is stepping it up, huh?

🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy plan to completely cut Federal Funding for Planned Parenthood. HUGE win for BABIES and LIFE!

@elonmusk @DOGE Exactly. Thank you #PresidentMusk !

Unless @DOGE ends the careers of deceitful, pork-barrel politicians, the waste and corruption will never stop. Therefore, there is no choice but to do so. I wish there was another way, but there is not.

@masonbo @BidensWins Umm, capitalism?

@BidensWins Also, responsible for this

BREAKING: Fox News acknowledges President Biden is responsible for the stock market hitting record highs. Retweet so the whole country knows who is responsible for our booming economy.

What the blazes is going on around here? I’m back on the Twitter

9 years, actively posted like 9 months of that #MyTwitterAnniversary

Check out the campaign for the new movie I’m co-starring in indiegogo.com/projects/the-s… #indiehorror

Back after a very long absence. #NeedToUpdateShit

#LoseAFriendIn3Words @midnight Justin Bieber Oscar

#LoseAFriendIn3Words @midnight Your mom's hot

#LoseAFriendIn3Words @midnight Banged Your Dad #PointsMe

I don't do this often, but this family could use some help news3lv.com/content/news/s… #LasVegas #ChildNeedsAKidney

#MakeASportsMovieWorse Slap Shit

#MakeASportsMovieWorse Angels In The Outhouse

#CanWeBringBack Freaks and Geeks come on, pretty please @paulfeig @JuddApatow

@starbucks #RedCups can we get #IStandByStarbucks trending? Let's do it @twitter

@starbucks #IStandByStarbucks red cups mean peppermint goodies, so the evangelicals can suck it

Get My New Book for free for the next couple days. amazon.com/gp/product/B01… #Halloween #childrensbooks The Best Pumpkin Party Ever

#PutYourExInAMovie The Non-Cook, The Thief, Her New Husband and Her Many Lovers

#PutYourExInAMovie A Nightmare On Any Street

#PutYourExInAMovie A Million Guys To F*ck In The West