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@Survivordle Survivordle #44 — 1/8 🔥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Survivordle.com idk how this happened

Do you guys say SurvivorDULL or SurviVORDLE? I’ve always gone with the first one but no wrong answer Survivordle #44 — 2/8 🔥 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩🟧 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m like that. Survivordle.com

just absolutely broke down bc of this video #bb27

@kikikikiki27 @TheKandyMuse @suzietoot Sue Me, Toot

@TheKandyMuse @suzietoot not SUEzie toot😭

before the last lip sync, kori and i shook hands and agreed the winner would give the other 1k

people will do anything other than face their trauma

@SurvivorQuotesX What about Amanda

Mildly interesting trivia. In US Survivor Sandra holds the record for most days played before receiving a vote, which was on her 75th day. In Australian Survivor the record is held by her daughter Nina, who didn't receive a vote against her until her 57th day playing. Legendary. #Survivor #SurvivorAU

@DaniHenReyes More overacting

Tomorrow’s episode is going to be crazy. To my fans…I’m so sorry🫣 #TheTraitorsUS

BREAKING: A stunning new video of Donald Trump getting booed relentlessly at the Super Bowl just was released. It’d be a shame if it went viral.

Meet Trump voter and Missouri Cattle Farmer Skyler Holden. He’s about to lose his farm because Trump signed an executive order to freeze President Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act which provided funds for Skyler’s Farm. Let me say that again…. He’s about to lose his farm because Trump signed an executive order to freeze President Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act. Now Skyler’s asking for help to save his farm…. (Fuck Him by the way.) In short, Skyler voted against - Federal funding to feed school children, Student Loan Forgiveness, And he voted against what he considered “Wasteful Government Spending”. Skyler voted for Trump…. Now he’s going to lose everything. Fuck around and find out at its finest. 💙🇺🇸

This situation is so utterly stupid. Literally our closest ally. Canada is possibly the best neighbor any country could ever ask for.

@Sam_Phalen If you love brilliant, dystopian mindfuckery then YES

Sources are saying I need to start watching Severance. What we think?

@regissphilbin *cough* mitch *cough*

some of these are sooooo…

if you’re constantly escaping reality, you’re bound to find yourself lost

just so i can come back to this video and be ENTERTAINED

People in their 40s, what’s something people in their 20s don’t realize is going to affect them when they age?

Never been so happy for a stranger before 🤣

If you start your day with social media, the news, or email, realize: you're starting your day at the mercy of others.

@keyladelslay @PopBase To be fair, it’s possible he’s only talking about the episode itself. This may exclude paid rehearsals, per diem, etc. And with a platform like snl, i would be shocked if they all didn’t have other gigs or brand deals

@PopBase To live in NY on 60k/yr... I hope they get a lot of free stuff or more gigs ig ☠️

Pete Davidson reveals SNL cast members get paid $3,000 per episode.

I mua @yanabehbz ✊🏼Making Hawai‘i proud

There's a guy who goes around US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their: • Biggest Regrets • Biggest Lessons • Advice to their younger self Most of their answers are the same… Here are my top 8: