Chinweike Okafor
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Chinweike Okafor
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Saturn's Ring Katılım Kasım 2018
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Only OG understands what’s going on with this post.
Central Bank of Nigeria@cenbank
This content is fake. Let the public be guided.
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The dog show was going perfectly until one dog realized there was a pig in the lineup and refused to let it go.
In the middle of a formal dog show, while every other contestant stayed calm and collected, one dog kept staring at the same suspicious “competitor” with total disbelief. The crowd quickly realized why, mixed in with the dogs was a pig.
From that moment on, the dog’s hilarious refusal to ignore the obvious turned him into the real star of the event.

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@lollypeezle El-rufai did not even talk this much before corruption charges were brought up against him and subsequently arrested by DSS. No corrupt person can talk to Tinubu like this and still be walking free. Obi is clean from corruption.
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"Sex is not spiritùal" una.
If you slèep with one and you no get setbàcks for 20years, make I know wetin cause am.
Esther Archvs@19thyearesther
Rawrrr
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David did not just sit down at his parents house after praying when Goliath was menacing his people sha
Nathaniel Bassey@nathanielblow
JOS ! You shall not be broken. The forces of evil in our nation shall never prevail . We shall see their end. It is well with you Jos, We see you ! Let there be light !
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@UtdCitypriest “Oh Mighty one, please show thy face”
“Let thy strong right hand be a shield upon your chosen one”
🙏🏻
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@Enocksmith85 Na if PSG, Arsenal or Barca no carry this Champions league.. them go see shege cuz na them just loud pass since yesterday
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@PSGbrasil Make sure to win this champions league title after all this o because if you don't....LOL
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After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.”
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?!” protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
“Who's going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 km.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!” moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.
“I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,” said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”
“No, I mean really important,”said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “A senator?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “The President?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
“Well,” said the Chief, “who is it?”
Cop: “I think it's God!”
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it's God?”
Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”
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@VictorOcha64223 @Admiral_Cyborg Lt Ejeh....May his soul rest in peace
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@Admiral_Cyborg Nigerians are fighting a war with politicians and people in government. I just pity for the families of slain soldiers and other military personnel.
I lost a brother friend last week in Borno, a Lieutenant

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So I just decided to watch the video of the attacks launched on the various Army locations in the North, as released by ISWAP.
One thing I noticed was that these people attacked with precision. They knew where and when to hit.
That's not the mind-blowing part...
They actually had night vision googles on, the whole time.
How were they able to get their hands on such level of sophistication without anyone noticing?
Well, I just remembered that the terrorists that attacked Kwara State had NSA issued assault rifles in abundance.
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Bro do you know how auraless you have to be for two goats to outmog you in a picture????
SOMTO@somtodeyforyo
How did he make them take a selfie with him, How? 😂
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@MackariousJr @Ejykmykel2 Na wa ooo 🤣🤣
What of all the destinies that will be affected adversely by his actions??
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He lost an election and disconnected electricity for the whole village saying he connected it using his own money. Therefore they should ask the person they voted for to do it for them.😂
He has also terminated scholarship support for 60 students in his constituency which he funded personally and blames parents for not supporting him during the elections, thus losing the parliamentary seat.
They said if they vote for him, he'll get richer in the seat, they voted someone who has added nothing to their lives.
That's exactly what Plateau North and Central zone are facing now...

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@wholelif3 I read that guy comment, my heart begin beat rapid..GOD
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What they’ve stolen from us is more than money.
Chinemerem Ugochukwu@ChinemeremUgo2
@dme_363 Are Airports supposed to have 24hrs power supply
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