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when the hangout is hot dog-based

I cannot decide which garmin watch to get send help

@NathanLunaAKTN ALLLLL my joints always flare up in the winter, 😭 it’s because the barometric pressure drops and your joints and ligaments swell up a little! Magnesium baths, midol, and a prescription arthritis ointment (dicloflenac) help ease the pain for me!

Get that dress picked out momma we’re going to the fucking Grammys

@MrMarcMarmeto i sent one!

@frozenxmango I’m camera shy but fuck it haha id be down

@RowdyRizz Ugh it’s so hard but I deserve so much better 😭

I think the worst part about adulthood that no one really tells you about is having to let go of childhood friendships because you’re at different spots in life and then having to start completely over making new friends.

@VerityFeltman i’m sorry…. METH?!

Being a lash artist in two weeks means… • A client smoking meth in my bathroom •Hearing about two peoples husbands in ONE day being diagnosed with cancer •Hearing about a dog being strangled to death •Tinder army boy horror stories

@llisonbyrd the dimond center theatre had one!!!

i hate Alaska so much sometimes.. all i wanted was to take a picture in a Barbie box at the theater and i don’t think any of the theaters here have one 🥲 we didn’t get the cool cups or the popcorn car either. ughhhh

I know what i’m doing tomorrow

@RowdyRizz dang it I wish I saw this yesterday!

I don’t usually respond to randos that talk crazy under my tweets bc I think of it like when a crackhead on the street yells unintelligible words at u

@restingpotato SERIOUSLY like I fucking hate small talk if you want to chat with me tell me some crazy shit

Neurotypical small talk feels so torturous to me please just tell me the craziest intrusive thought you had today

@mrsmeeseeks99 I got mine 5 years ago and they definitely never hurt. The only time they hurt was when they were healing and when I bumped into one really hard! Maybe it’s the jewelry or ill fitting clothing? I’m not allergic to any jewelry but my ear rejected my cartilage piercing just cuz. 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I don’t say hi to you in public it’s not cuz i’m mean it’s cuz I hate small talk but if you wanna talk about a weird experience you had 8 years ago or something plz approach me

@ariel_the_inuk 1000% need to book a pet portrait now, you’re amazing 🥹

@NathanLunaAKTN I love Kaladis off brayton! There’s so many different sitting spots and obviously good coffee.

@restingpotato I had my tonsils and adenoids out when I was younger and I think the last time I got a cold or flu was like 2 years ago. Definitely worth it!! I also sleep better too.

Currently there are 3 major health issues unfolding in my body while I am at the hottest I’ve ever felt!! My life is has merely been a series of cruel mishaps and tragic events!! Wœ is me

Not my mom forgetting to tell me for over 20 years that I was diagnosed with enlarged adenoids when I was little and that’s why I’ve been getting sick often??? She just said “Omg I forgot to tell u” ??? Girl if you don’t