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retro games, arcades, kusoge fgc, #nzfgc (retired)

sky clad observer Katılım Eylül 2013
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
Last quarter I announced a milestone. 30% of our code is now written by AI. I called it "engineering velocity." The board loved that phrase. They didn't ask what the code does. Neither did we. It compiles. Usually. That's the metric. Someone asked about testing. I said "AI-assisted quality assurance." That means the AI writes the tests too. For the code it wrote. It finds no issues. Very efficient. This week we admitted Windows 11 core features are broken. Audio doesn't work. Explorer crashes. Updates fail to install. Users asked why. I said "we're investigating." Investigating means reading the code. The code the AI wrote. That no human understands. Because understanding isn't scalable. Our CTO says 95% of code will be AI-generated by 2030. I believe him. I have to. We fired the people who would check. They were "non-essential headcount." Essential means writes code. AI writes code. Humans are overhead. Overhead gets optimized. We optimized 10,000 engineers last year. This year the bugs arrived. Unrelated, obviously. The engineers we kept are debugging AI output. They don't understand it either. But they're "cross-functional." Cross-functional means they do everything. Everything means nothing well. A user asked why their audio disappeared after an update. I said "install updated drivers." They asked why the update broke the drivers. I said "report it via Feedback Hub." They asked what happens to feedback. I said "it helps us prioritize." Prioritize means add to backlog. Backlog means never. But politely. Someone on Hacker News called this "a privacy and consent disaster." I called it "an evolving user experience." Same thing. Different framing. We released a fix. The fix broke something else. The something else was also written by AI. The fix was also written by AI. They're collaborating now. I call it "autonomous iteration." The autonomous iteration has created 47 new bugs. Each bug spawns a fix. Each fix spawns two bugs. Exponential growth. Just like our stock price. Unrelated, obviously. Satya told Mark we're at 30%. Mark said he didn't know Meta's number. Sundar said Google is also at 30%. None of us know what the code does. But we know the percentage. Percentage is a metric. Metrics go in earnings calls. Earnings calls move stock prices. Stock prices determine bonuses. Bonuses determine success. Success means the bugs don't matter. Users asked when Windows will work again. I said "we're committed to quality." Quality means it ships. Ships means it's your problem now. Thank you for being part of the Microsoft family. Family means you can't leave. We're in your enterprise agreement. For three more years. The circle of innovation.
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riz0ne
riz0ne@superloreboys·
Here’s some of the earliest footage of competitive Street Fighter preserved from 1991. It’s such an important piece of fighting game history. The fundamental concepts we still rely on today are in display. I’d love to see more of this content find its way on the internet.
T³-CYR-WIZ@T3_CYR_WIZ

おけやんといえば1991年に新宿ACB(アシベ)会館で開催されたストII大会の思い出 3試合制で先に2勝した方が勝ち上がるトーナメント方式 (1) みつやさん(本田)のエドモンドダイナマイト! (2) 私(ガイル)vsわかやまさん(春麗) 映像は2試合目のラウンド2から わかやまさんの大中中投げが熱い! (≧∇≦)

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riz0ne@superloreboys·
RetroCard #11 Results [5 Entrants] 🥇 FlabCaptain 🥈 AMikelyStory 🥉 Hokuto It was a pocket-sized tournament, but we still had a lot of fun nonetheless. This game is actually quite technical with more mechanics than you'd think. youtu.be/KMlL--J5kIw
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The Lunduke Journal
The Lunduke Journal@LundukeJournal·
Multiple, serious security vulnerabilities found in the Rust clone of Sudo — which shipped with Ubuntu 25.10 (the most recent release). Not little vulnerabilities: We’re talking about the disclosure of passwords and total bypassing of authentication. In fact, we’re getting new reports of showstopper grade issues every few days on the Rust-based clones (like sudo, du, date, and others) which were forced to ship in Ubuntu before they were fully tested. Which is, of course, *exactly* what was predicted. But, never fear! At least these Rust clones are memory safe! PHEW!
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Bundist.UltraDavid
Bundist.UltraDavid@ultradavid·
Tomorrow on UltraChen -heartwarming Tuesday Show reunion... IN PERSON?? -how's everybody been goin -we talk about the latest important twitter controversy we're all talking about it's important &, it'll be important to talk about clear your schedule! appointment viewing! alert!
James “jchensor” Chen@jchensor

So if all goes to plan, tomorrow will be an extremely special episode of “It Was Tuesday!” Guess who’s in town? That’s right, TuboWare will be in town and so he, @ultradavid, and I are going to do a little reunion show where we’re all LIVE from my home for the first time ever!

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やじぃさん
やじぃさん@yaji_twit·
ストリートファイター2。「おけやんの対戦攻略ビデオ」から、足払い刈り と すかし投げ の部分を抜粋(画質はお察しw) しかし、当時わしらには何が見えてどう反応してたんだろうか('Д') #スト2
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zrc270@pedroA427·
Rate the cheapness: Gonna make a better compilation of the sequences but for now…
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StandingFierce 👊🏿
StandingFierce 👊🏿@standingfierce·
Hey team, we've got a nice short little event feedback form for Southern Cross Up 2025. forms.gle/m5UP9AHhyqhSkf… With a new venue we had a lot of new challenges and we tried our best to cover them all but there are always things we can improve on. So please help us to improve.
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J360
J360@NYCj360·
The last piece of the IM/Sent puzzle has finally been solved, the synergy between sentinel and IM has finally been complete. Sentinel can tag into Iron man from any hit pretty much anywhere and TOD. OH MAN! #MVC2 #Ironman #sentinel
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Animation Obsessive
Animation Obsessive@ani_obsessive·
Pinball No. 4 (1977), dir. Jeff Hale, Imagination Inc.
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Eaton Z.
Eaton Z.@XeEaton·
📢 Today is the day! After about a year reverse engineering 4 different SSD controller brands, Xbox 360 HDD Maker is now available. For the first time, it is now possible to add an SSD to an unmodified, retail Xbox 360 console.
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riz0ne
riz0ne@superloreboys·
RetroCard #8 Results [14 Entrants] 🥇 YoungLegend 🥈 ChoiBoy 🥉 OCXRIDAH YoungLegend clutches out the win with some defensive, but aggressive play. While Alpha 2's meta continues to evolve, one fact remains the same -- you got butter, make some cookies. youtu.be/VLsVXMk2aDw?si…
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