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@noxoloh_m Tolotolo

At your big age, what animal are you scared of?

@krissmeka @gammalin20 Bro. Thank Goodness I’m alive to tell tales.

@laravoper @gammalin20 I laughed so hard mehn 😂😂😭😭

we had one of these boiling rings at home while growing up, i wanted to check the water temperature with this motherfucker in it that day.. omggg😭😭

Linkedin is not a real place😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

@ThatboyToba And she wants same for herself

I rage bait my elder sister yesterday. I was like sister Anu, I have something to share with you. She said okay go on. I was like do you know since my ex, Pelumi left me since 2022, i haven’t found someone else. She said yes; I said, but about 5 months back I found this girl “Ibukun” and she’s so pretty and beautiful, even more than Pelumi. She was like “I’m happy for you” Then I was like: you know you always pray for intentional man and always tell me what you want in a man; a man who loves you Clean the house Do laundries Wash your undies, because if he loves you he will do all that, Sometimes when you’re tired cook for you and even bath the kids. She said yes my darling I pray I found one oo. Then I replied with; “I’ve been doing that for Ibukun since I met her. Because I don’t want to lose her and I need to show her all my love and good qualities of man” Guess who has been calling me “fool, “mumu”, “idiot” and words like? You will never learn, you see that breakfast you will chop it another time and this time you’ll use more than 14 days crying. She has even told my parent and those ones has been disturbing me 😂

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@Adidotdev Give it time,

Developers: You check the code. You check the logic. You check the docs. Everything looks correct… and it still doesn’t work. What do you do next?

@webdeveloper_NG I don’t want to be victim of “if I had known”

@laravoper 😂😂😂

The last thing I'd do is depend on NEPA when I have an interview I'd definitely have a Plan B because I know what they are capable of doing

@amixaura Sorry boss.

Bad News 😔... Today was supposed to be my New PC unveiling day for you guys. But unfortunately, I was robbed of that same PC while heading home along banex area. N500k gone. But I thank God my life is still active. Seems like a planned work. The terrible event happened on Monday Eve.

@VickyRonnen @EOEboh Interesting. Thank you.

@laravoper @EOEboh Sort of but the hacker should use the token before the user does. Login in between with 2fa sucks for the user. The fundamental problem is that the login runs on the same channel as the web browser and thus can be hacked and will be hacked. BFF feels like security by obscurity.

API security checklist most devs skip in production: - HTTPS enforced on all endpoints - JWT expiry set appropriately - Rate limiting on auth endpoints - Passwords hashed with bcrypt/argon2 - 401 vs 403 used correctly - Input validated and sanitized - Refresh tokens rotated on use Save this 🔖

@UfotUbon Na today Wetin you talk paiiin me. 😂

“AI will take your job.” - person wey no get job

Omo, see weting rat do my pot

@ube_codes 😂. Na person wey you go just like as a human, too get sweet mouth.

@laravoper Omo, that guy no be better friend oh 😂😂

Oya tell us, how much was your first paying gig in Tech? Mine was 40k 😂.

@Em_zy_1 Rat wey get mind do your pot like this. Move out for the rat. You’re not safe

@Ogunleye2002 @akinkunmi I no be sir o my bro, let’s enjoy life, e no deep

@laravoper @akinkunmi Ok sir . Sorry for the wrong words

Why not use your “@“ and stop generalizing stuffs .. St*pid human . I write code and I use Webflow too , before you think I’m a Wordpress developer . I don’t see something bad like this and let it slide . You might be a cracked developer but that doesn’t give you the guts to insult someone’s hustle . And I promise you , nobody really send your papa , we are out here to make money to feed ourselves and live a comfortable life . Even the real cracked developers I know don’t talk shit like this . Work on your manners F**lish human 🤨

@richsongocrazy As how naaaaa, from where to where? 😂 how did you deduce that it was horny?

@odey_me @Adadinmmma @_mikenificient Ah Toh

@Adadinmmma @_mikenificient Get someone else who can do the job, he is not the only one with such skills

This NEPA guy declined fixing my light in the shop simply because I refuse to give him a chance in my life. Why are Nigerians this wicked !😡