My name is Michael 🇺🇦

@WallStreetApes Maybe she like smoked pizza?

American shows she’s reheating her Little Caesars Pizza in the box, in the over. She’s says you can do this You can’t do this. Not only does she have her over set to 450 degrees, you can’t put cardboard in the over These people vote See the smoke? She says the reheating instructions telling her to do this are on the box, but they aren’t. I’ve verified this - Wrong Temp - Imaginary instructions on box - No knowledge of not putting flammable paper in over These people vote

@RandyGoat You aren’t going to find it at a chain store. You will need to go to a more independent lumber store

Home Depot, Lowes, Menards, and all the other building supply stores have absolutely trash lumber. All I needed was 3-8 foot long 1x12s to build some shelves. Where do we find decent lumber?

@charles_j_pfohl @i_saim1 @stephanegaddis He would win in tribunal hands down. He restated what the code of conduct states.

@i_saim1 @stephanegaddis Motherfucker should be on trial in a military tribunal for sedition and treason

CNN just reported it: Pete Hegseth is DEMOTING Sen. Mark Kelly and slashing his retirement pay over his ‘illegal orders’ video. Accountability hits different when it’s a retired Navy Captain turned politician undermining the chain of command. No more sacred cows. Thumbs up if you back Hegseth on this 👇🇺🇸

@i_saim1 the government will lose in court. This will end up costing more than the pay reduction.

@MbarkCherguia Explosive trenching

What the heck is this... any ideas? 👇

@MikeBales Certainly depends on the event.

Mike got invited to an event at 10pm on Tuesday. Mike is 57 years old. Is Mike going?

@MAGAShagster looks piebald, but it seems to perfect…maybe AI

I've never seen a deer like this

@FrankBr05713205 i had a sixth grade teacher that taught the advanced math group how to use them…I thought it was amazing!

This was my calculator in college. On the plus side, it didn't need any batteries. Anybody else ever use one?

@otokyo__ throw it out….buy cheap ones….

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@sauvamemte schools need both. not all kids repond to either sytem necessarily. some kids learn better thorugh sight words….others through phonics.

They gotta put phonics back into the school and into the curriculum you absolutely should be able to parse out the word extraordinary in 8th-10th grade

@OrevaZSN It's about $$$ fresh water is cheaper. To recycle you need to shed the heat... which costs more.

@WallStreetApes just a little fiber, no worries.

Wood chips being found in Dave's Killer Bread Not small wood shavings, not little pieces. These are pretty large wood chips (shown) and they are throughout the entire loaf This has already been reported to the FDA Dave's Killer Bread is the top-selling organic sliced bread brand in the US

@DefiWimar Barron must have some shorts on the market to sell.

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 TRUMP WILL MAKE AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY AT 4 PM ET! HE NEVER SPEAKS ON WEEKENDS UNLESS SOMETHING SERIOUS IS HAPPENING. THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR MARKETS...

@0Beanie05923291 sadly true….students don’t read, can’t read, won’t read. nothing at all. reading 3-4 pages to them is torture.

I spoke to a young man yesterday who could not recall ever having read a book all throughout his K-12 years. I was shocked and asked if it made it harder when he went to college and was expected to read in his classes. He laughed and said he definitely never read a book in college. How did we let this happened in America? If we’re going to continue on this path we at least need to be honest and call it something other than education because it’s not.

@LiuInTheShadows the first bid was not to simply paint the pool…not an equal comparison.

🚨BREAKING: Trump hired a private pool contractor to fix the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool for an estimated $1.5 million to $2 million.. the same pool the National Park Service was quoting over $300 million to repair.. that's a $298 million gap.. for a pool.. and the wildest part.. the pool had a full renovation in 2012.. the government spent the money.. did the work.. and it was still covered in algae and goose droppings for years after.. this is the same playbook every single time.. a government agency quotes $300 million.. a private contractor quotes $2 million.. and the only reason you find out is because someone finally got mad enough to call a pool guy.. Trump inspected it in April 2026.. said it was filthy and leaking.. announced a blue coating project.. and work was already underway by May 2.. your tax dollars funded a $300 million estimate for a pool that a contractor is fixing before the Fourth of July.. the system worked for someone today.. just not for you. I’ll make another post later and trust me, you don’t want to miss it. Turn on notifications, this is important.

@ronsterd89 Butterfinger.

Best candy bar of all time: it can't be Snickers.

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never have gotten down there, send him up here." Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?!"

@wtflanksteak Students don't read books anymore... they read excerpts. The last time my students read a full book it literally took the whole year.

Now people are in my mentions like "we didn't read The Great Gatsby in high school, grandma!" YEAH, that's a problem. That book is not that hard, it's incredibly relevant. A high school education now isn't as rigorous as the past. Most importantly tho, I'm not blaming the kids.

@TiffanyFongEtc Yep to the hardware store... but a replacement plug end. Snap it on.

cut the cord btw what do we do now ?

@NotAvgLiberal Trumpty says it's just a hoax.

Where the fuck is the Republican outrage… Of gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.39 in just 6 weeks? MAGA’s good with this? Feel free to comment MAGA… I’d love to hear your defense. Fucking clowns.