My name is Michael 🇺🇦

@JamieBonkiewicz did they check the tariff shelf?

Why the fuck is the Pentagon asking for $200 billion for a war they said we already won?

@kmixbye the point is…when you find a book that intrigues you in the middle of the night, you can be reading it within a minute.

I just learned that books in an E-reader are as expensive as physical books. then what is the freaking point?

@teachthemx3 we can’t do it in the classroom alone. society needs to learn some way to value education and learning.

One of the main issues I see in the classroom is convincing students that learning still matters. Students are being told: AI will think. UBI will pay. Then they watch classmates put in little to no effort and pass anyway. So when they ask, “Why should I try?” The school doesn't have a convincing answer.

@miles_commodore when I was in college, my girlfriend and I would go fishing every Sunday morning. We would take the catch live to a Chinese restaurant where the chef would cook half the fish up for us and kept the other half for his staff and restaurant.

Have you ever eaten fish that was in the ocean a few hours before it was on your plate? There’s nothing like it.

@Jane_Doe82 never mind that….why did pecans jump up in price so much?

Why do pistachios cost a trillion dollars

@YourAnonCentral so we are in a war because our POTUS is a moron.

Trump on why he agreed to attack Iran alongside Israel, “based on what Steve [Witkoff], Jared [Kushner] and Pete [Hegseth] were telling me, Marco [Rubio] also involved, I thought Iran would attack us.”

@otokyo__ an annuity.

What are you buying?

@his4Everz pure water does not….but most bottled water is not pure, so there is a taste.

Neurodivergent friends, does water have a taste? To me, even bottled waters all taste different.

@MarketPalmer_ they don’t teach a whole lot of that stuff anymore.

If schools are teaching us: – Cursive – Calculus – Bunsen burners – How to dissect a frog They should be teaching personal finance as well.

@EOEboh it monitors speed of others in the same area…crowd sourced data.

As a developer, have you ever wondered: Google Maps tells you there's traffic ahead in real time There are no sensors on the road So how does it know?

@saniyafatma1278 depends on local offset codes. If he is im compliance, you can’t do much at all.

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@aphotomama it’s important for the women, so it should be important to men.

Question for the hetero men out there: how do you feel about women getting their nails done? Is it important to you for attraction?

@simoncholland what’s a ‘quarter’?

I asked my teenager how much gas her car had and she said, “72 miles.” I guess phrases like, “ a quarter of a tank” are going extinct.

@Microinteracti1 Trumpty is the only one who thought it was totally invisible. The actual pilots know their aircraft. Nothing is infallible.

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@joncoopertweets Yep... he's always upping his game.

I can’t believe that Trump just joked about Pearl Harbor while sitting next to Japan’s prime minister at the White House. What an absolute embarrassment!

@BTCBreadMan That is how i view it.... many see it otherwise though.

When I got married 15 years ago the thought of not completely merging our finances did not even occur to me. It just seemed like an obvious no-brainer that married couples 100% share their financial situation.

our student laptops are crashing out. 1 term left in the year, and 1/2 my students are running out of memory on their laptops…can’t even run an interactive webpage. They are just too old (5yrs) and low spec to begin with. I teach robotics programming…what’s my move now?

@lvjin1993 should’ve put some spray foam in there first,

水泥缝一直填不满，不会都倒楼下去了吧😱😂

@HustleBitch_ there is no reason such a system needs to be tricky or troublesome…no excuse for this.

🚨 TOYOTA JUST MADE A CAR KEY SO CONFUSING… DEALERSHIPS HAVE TO TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO UNLOCK THEIR DOOR A full-grown adult has to explain how to unlock a car door using the new Toyota card key. The key card literally has instructions printed on it. Angle the card. Find the “right spot.” Try again. Like you’re diffusing a bomb. Even he can’t get it on the first try: “Not working… not working right.” Now people will be standing outside their own car… waving a card around hoping it works. How did Toyota just make a car key WORSE?

@EdKrassen wow! this maroon is getting crazier by the day…if he had any restraint or impulse control…it’s gone. total national embarrassment,

BREAKING: Japanese Reporter: "Why didn't you tell US allies about the war before attacking Iran?" Donald Trump: "Who knows better about surprises than Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" wtf?