Larry David’s Burner

@Blutman27 what are you doing at the local bar??

@mrstiffstix911 Getting my pitch counter up and moving to go tomorrow

Baseball is back. So horny, might have to waistband it.

Gunnar Henderson let the boys know it’s a new ball game

GUNNAR HENDERSON 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TheRealByeong Good ole ThotRunna

@larrydavidburn sighting

@JeffPassan @AnthonyDiComo Damn this blows, you got a good one Eda @bigdawg_69_69

The New York Mets are finalizing a deal to acquire center fielder Cedric Mullins in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN. @AnthonyDiComo first on the news.

@bigdawg_69_69 You can have him Eda🤣

No no no no no please no

@jettpuckettpook I swear lmao caught me so off guard

@larrydavidburn No way😂

Just saw this legend again almost a month later in the same gas station with the same fit 🤣 #USH

Springhouse shirt?? Old-timer knows ball

Gotta stare at this for at least 10 minutes before I ultimately decide to get an acp

@jettpuckettpook @ArthurMitchel88 @jettpuckettpook

@ArthurMitchel88 @larrydavidburn

Yall got any buddies that just absolutely suck on aux? Just such bland and ass music taste.

I promise you my guy here doesn’t let a phone call go past the first ring

@jettpuckettpook @PGATOUR @McIlroyRory @JordanSpieth @JR_HIRSHey

@PGATOUR @McIlroyRory @JordanSpieth @JR_HIRSHey God I love jordan. I also realize everyone who follows me probably thinks im so annoying because I only talk about this dude

*manifesting*

@jettpuckettpook @SpiethLegion Keep your pants on brother

@SpiethLegion OMFGGG

Hearing great things about the look in Jordan Spieth’s eye this week. 🤞

@TheRealByeong @EWatson_3 @jettpuckettpook Chill don’t dox me Byeong

@EWatson_3 Can’t be true. My buddy @larrydavidburn is orange shirt. He’s been practicing this move on @jettpuckettpook all year

#selfdox that’s me in the light orange.

Holy shit now I have to go no vape no weed for 5 days I am so cooked

The first guy that tweeted “shrink the game”

Saying “YOOOOO THERE HE IS!!!” And it’s just my buddy John

@HA5BU11A Unfortunately. Hate the eagles too much to bet them

@larrydavidburn Larry, there’s no way u bet on the chiefs bro