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@larrydavidluver WHAT

absolutely fucking geeked on facebook marketplace guys in the grandfather clock tuff

atlanta facebook marketplace is what dreams are made of

hitting that part in the job application process where i start to think “maybe i should apply to grad school”

@gingerjesus6629 @robbertsupreme realest ones remember the acc before that that you panic deleted after ur aunt found it

@robbertsupreme Yupp real ones remember the og gingerjesus acc

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

how is it even legal for the construction across the street to start this early (and loud enough that it woke me from sleep)

@robbertsupreme favorite episode

MUNKHEADS RISE UP

OFFICIALLY IN A PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP COUPLE EVERYONE WISH JACK HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR ELSE

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

lindsay graham dying in the middle of everyone waiting for the mitch mcconnell death announcement is a great bit

I get so horny thinking about salt and vinegar chips

@onaufon all adventurous women do 😔✊

bought most beautiful lamp ever made today

@gingerjesus6629 that is worse than i was picturing

How my roommate loaded the dishwasher

i’d send melanie a gun

i wish love island was the hunger games so i could send a little sponsor gift to corbin

@robbertsupreme wait that makes sense thats so interesting. you’re such a good teacher 🥺

@robbertsupreme wait ms. foust please explain why

@robbertsupreme saw one line that has gotta be a bryce/zach edit to the unreleased burn version 2 from hamilton