@thetrueshelby If you have to ask, it's weird tradwife shit.
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Layabout Larry 😎
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Layabout Larry 😎
@larrywbills
Bass Player. Rock Star in my head. As a Dallas Cowboys fan, I haven’t enjoyed a football season since 1996.
Austin, TX Katılım Ekim 2011
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Girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still navigate through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him
ً@omgsidewalks
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Because we get 2-3 compliments per year max
𝜗𝜚kitty ≽^•⩊•^≼@prncessktty_
how come compliments = flirting to men
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Anyways… back to my BS in this Monday’ish Tuesday. You know what would brighten my day? Beards!
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@JamesSurowiecki And I’m sure this “journalist” challenged that statement not at all.
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Trump brought his claim against the government for something that happened while he, not Joe Biden, was running the government. Again, he effectively sued himself for something that happened on his watch, and then rewarded himself for it with a $1.776 billion slush fund.
Face The Nation@FaceTheNation
When asked about the recent settlement that prevents the IRS from auditing any Trump family tax records, Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY) says President Trump “obviously had claims that he brought against the government as a result of” the Biden administration. “I think when it comes to any agreements that the president has made with the IRS, from my vantage point, you know, I think looking back at what the Biden administration did,” he says. “They certainly weaponized the government and were targeting the president.”
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@ThexyBeatht_2 Yeah, but then you cum anyway and are good and depraved again.
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You know you’re getting old when you’re watching porn and you’re like “girl, go get an education so you don’t need to do this”
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@ThexyBeatht_2 @THstraya2017 I identify as peanut butter nether regions.
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When Butcher calls God a cunt.
AdnaanJnr@AdnaanJnr
What’s the most diabolical line you’ve heard from The Boys series?
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Mike Pompeo has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. He should shut his stupid mouth and leave the real work to the professionals. He’s not read into anything that’s happening, so how would he know.
Mike Pompeo@mikepompeo
The deal being floated with Iran seems straight out of the Wendy Sherman-Robert Malley-Ben Rhodes playbook: Pay the IRGC to build a WMD program and terrorize the world. Not remotely America First. It’s straightforward: Open the damned strait. Deny Iran access to money. Take out enough Iranian capability so it cannot threaten our allies in the region. Overdue. Let’s go.
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Saw the hottest dude at the store just now. And guess what he said to me? Nothing
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@BriAnimator_ @letterboxd Yes, it does. Glorious unhinged James Wan.
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I will always die on the hill that MALIGNANT fucking rules. It’s camp, gory, has one of the most interesting villains I’ve ever seen, a great plot twist, good cinematography, and funny moments sprinkled in.
My ★★★★★ review on @letterboxd: boxd.it/esKNRf
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