Lars

The number of closeted gay men on this season of Love is Blind feels unethical

Nicole I know a great therapist DM me #LoveIsBlindUK

@JohnVogtman They are taking Le Pissoir. Breakdancing? Be serious. I routinely win gold after a few pints.

@larsypoot I always find half court 3 on 3 basketball to be an interesting one as well…

When are they making an Olympic sport for Dad Reflexes? I’m ready.

Joined the Canvassing for Corbyn WhatsApp group and every outspoken “Labour” socialist I’ve ever slept with is in there. Guilt for betraying the party line suddenly alleviated.

Tell me what sting was thinking when he wrote ‘every breath you take’

@JohnVogtman Depends how many martinis I’ve had pre flight but I like to strike a happy balance

So many people on airplanes leave the window shades down. How can you not look out at the sky and clouds and earth beneath you? We take for granted the amazing things us humans have figured out how to do. Don’t lose your childlike curiosity and awe for the world.

@JohnVogtman It’s a slippery slope

Starting that suburban homesteading journey.

Was wondering why my brow gel was running low and turns out it’s bc I bought it 6 months ago

Rita’s the real MVP this season for putting Clay’s dad square in his place like that #loveisblind #LoveIsBlind6

@HelsinHashtags Nugget will suffice

Delusional women everywhere watching AD and Matthew like “I can change him” #LoveIsBlindS6

Someone call a technician bc AD’s red flag radar is no longer functioning #LoveIsBlindS6

Look, midnights was a fine album and the woman has a few bops but Taylor Swift calling herself a poet is just a hair over the line for me

@fratonic Critically why are you adding your dates on LinkedIn

When she ignores your message but posts on LinkedIn <<<

Sincerely hope whoever designed Canary Wharf is burning in the pits of hell right now

Reading A Little Life. Have we checked on Hanya Yanagihara? Is she ok?

Me: “Listen I was drunk I wasn’t exactly firing on all cylinders” @rachelraylot : “Hey can I be honest? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you fire on all cylinders, emotionally”

I’m 30 this year

@fratonic Always the way innit

Other than the shitshow of Friday's 5 minute date I've actually had some really nice first dates recently... It's like the world knows I'm busy until December after today