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Friends Protest Taking of Hobbits to Isengard “When I realized they were taking the #hobbits to Isengard, I could not simply sit by and be idle,” said Aragorn. #DeportationImprisonment #lotr #ice #protest #arrest laserflail.com/politics/frien…

RFK Jr.: "Being Mistborn Causes Autism" New evidence shows that #mistborn children have a higher incidence of #autism according to recent statements by U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. #science #health #rfkjr #sanderson #fantasy #scifiart laserflail.com/technology/rfk…

Elon Wishes USDA to The Cornfield In an expected move yesterday, Elon Musk wished the entire U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) to The Cornfield. laserflail.com/politics/elon-…

Sibling Sniping Delightfully Droll in Troubled Times laserflail.com/world/sibling-… #tolkien #cnn #news #Siblings #NationalSiblingsDay

Troll Bridge Toll Cut by 33% for Black Friday #blackfriday #blackfridaydeals #trolls #deals #discount laserflail.com/business/troll…

#OTD: AWKWARD: Christ, Quetzalcoatl Return at Same Time #Christian #JesusChrist #Quetzalcoatl #religion #secondcoming laserflail.com/world/awkward-…

#OTD: CPS Returns Boy to Wolves Who Raised Him laserflail.com/world/cps-retu…

Lollipop Guild seeks new representation: "Trouble started early last year when the Guild ran its now infamous “Lick Me” campaign, which targeted adults in an attempt to boost sales among older patrons." #NationalLollipopDay #suckers #lollipops laserflail.com/business/lolli…

5 Real Superpowers That Will Completely Shock You! #NationalElectricityDay #shocking #electric laserflail.com/lifestyle/supe…

Local Garrison Ends Decades-Long Search for Droids #MayThe4thBeWithYou #starwars #MayTheFourth #droids laserflail.com/world/local-ga…

UPDATE: Masks still ineffective against cowabungavirus. Although some states are now mandating #masks to stop the spread of #coronavirus, they are useless this other gnarly pathogen. laserflail.com/technology/cdc… #Masks4All #MasksNow #COVID19

World-Saving Quest Rate Falls Dangerously Low Due to Social Distancing “If the future of life as we know it depends on someone turning off Tiger King and walking out the front door, we may all be doomed." laserflail.com/world/world-sa… #SocialDistancing #isolation #chosenone

#ICYMI: Sibling Sniping Delightfully Droll in Troubled Times laserflail.com/world/sibling-… #tolkien #faramir #boromir #cnn #Siblings #NationalSiblingsDay

Sibling Sniping Delightfully Droll in Troubled Times laserflail.com/world/sibling-…

#ICYMI: Trump has declared #coronavirus to be the first line of defense against alien attack! laserflail.com/politics/trump… #TrumpPressConf #CoronavirusLiar #Covid_19

#OTD: Tony Stark Speaks Out on Struggle with Anemia #ironman #marvelcomics #anemia laserflail.com/world/tony-sta…

#OTD "Where The Wild Things Are" was published in 1963 Now, learn the real story behind Max's journey… #mauricesendak #wherethewildthingsare #books #fantasy #books laserflail.com/world/wild-thi…

Luck o’ the Irish Kicked #StPatricksDay #luckotheirish #ireland #luck #shamrockshake laserflail.com/world/luck-o-t…

#ICYMI: Great Old Ones Debate Incites Degradation of Reality #Debatenight #DemocraticPrimaries #DebateQuestionsForJoe #DemocraticDebate laserflail.com/politics/great…