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I invited @tonyhawk to appear on the season premiere of my new show The Tom Green Farm - so when he awesomely agreed to come I just I had to build a giant skateboard ramp!! Now I have to figure out how to skate it before he gets here!!! Tune in May 29th only on @CraveCanada

Despite everything, I’m still your biggest fan

Join us on June 9 for a special webinar presentation "How To Suck Down Gallons Of Urine Behind Arby's While Masturbating"

@Whitey_Hotep God bless mang. Good work

Long post time. I've been a fat ass most of my life. Heart disease runs in both sides of the family. I've lost multiple family members to it. Because of those factors and my age I requested my Dr order a calcium CT to test my arteries. It wasn't good. 1400. Anything over 100

@SBBunny1995 @rainyskyatnight

“Gen X who raised you bs” Other children, our parents outsourced parenting to other children ruining everyone’s lives. It put undue responsibility on older kids, exposed younger children to horrors and allowed room for predators to gain access. No glory just negligence.

@janefkndoe I used to watch this on lunch with my mom as a kid

“PLEASE ELON I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT AND POST IT ON X!”

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

@lasorgod Boomerang

Lawdamursee, someone added me to a boomer group chat for the local early morning pier crew and it’s mind numbing 😂 but it’s also hilarious. I’m not exactly young but oh boy 😂

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