Zack Clopton

I used a lame Chuck Norris TV movie as an excuse to examine the odd time of immediately post-9/11 jingoism in the U.S. zacksfilmthoughts.blogspot.com/2026/04/chucks… #ChuckNOrris #ActionMovies #MovieReviews

@semifreqsonic Rip Jim Henson, you would've loved Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Jim Henson died on May 16, 1990. Sonic the Hedgehog released on June 23, 1991. Jim Henson never knew the Sonic series existed.

@DarkMoonHV These tripped me up cause there actually is a Full Moon movie called Murdercycle.

So nobody was gonna tell me these two movies are connected?!

@MimiDoesCosplay @Clairequixm Can I say that the curls are adorable?

@Clairequixm It’s actually curly :D second selfie was from last year when my hair was longer but it shows the curls better :’D

FRESHLY SHOWERED MIMI JUMPSCARE RAHHHH Also straightened my hair after washing and it turned out vv soft and kinda fluffy :D BUT BO O. OO O. OO !!!

@smallspoonart Maybe they grew up in a hermetically sealed glass tube.

There's no way a 24 yr old never heard toxic

@bornposting His fall-off in the nineties has to be studied to figure out just what the fuck happened. Even his better films since then, "Stendhal Syndrome" and "Black Glasses," still have moments that make you wonder why the fuck these is in the movie.

oomf already said this but Dario Argento's fall off is the one that hurt me the most personally

@swen_ryan It's nearly as good as Raiders and there have been many days when I enjoy it more.

/INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM/: Spielberg’s I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE? Only a few ticks fewer a pure thrill ride compared to RAIDERS and that much more stylized in every way (acting, exoticism, extremity of its delight in goosing the audience), so much fun.

@Luke_Guysucker People tell me Flight is good but I don't know, man. His run in the past twenty-six years has been impressively bad.

who framed roger rabbit is straight up one of the single greatest artistic achievements of humanity and then i guess somebody just hit zemeckis in the head repeatedly with a wrench

@Cherryponut @momiji_doa I am a principled gooner and only jerk off to characters from games I've played.

@lastmonsterkid @momiji_doa The fans who are jerking it to these characters have never played or will never play Darkstalkers.

Darkstalkers continues to be in a bizarre state. Capcom is willing to sell a wide variety of merchandise, but when it comes to video games they don't even bother.

@girldrawsghosts Most problematic masterpiece of all time incoming, I fear.

@AKindAleWarTV Paul McCartney biopic but it's told from the perspective of the lookalike who took over his life after the real Paul died.

Movie that's a typical musician biopic but it's written from the perspective of the evil music producer that just wants to exploit the band. Also it's framed so that the producer is the good guy. Also it's Paul McCartney's biopic

@spumdonor No doubt the premise allowed Ennis to indulge his most obnoxious tendencies but I do think it is a properly horrifying premise for a horror story. The Taiwanese film The Sadness is a, possibly, more accessible version of the same idea.

On the subject of hated Garth Ennis comics - I always liked Crossed because it came out around the peak of zombiemania in pop culture & to me it seemed like Ennis looked at that & wondered "How could you do a new zombie story that was actually scary, when they're so overexposed" - & his answer, which I think was a genuinely scary concept, was to take zombies & humanize them in the worst way possible - to give them humanity's capacity for cruelty & sadism

@hauntingmadss This is like the fifth variation of this joke I've seen. Are the people finally discovering May? I have loved this movie since I first saw it.

do you know whos month it is?

@NobodyButChicks Well, you can tell a nineties animated fantasy musical really slipped through the cracks if there's no r34 of its female lead.

Kayley from Quest for Camelot, has little to no Rule34.

it's her month

@Godzilla_shots Still one of the best Goji designs

Stan Winston's Godzilla

There's an Italian zombie movie you can only watch in the form of a fuck nasty third generation VHS rip out there somewhere waiting to change the life of the first Resident Evil fans brave enough to watch a movie.

@bornposting I think the last one had a good idea – focus more on the supernatural element and basically do it like a folk horror movie – but unfortunately it was made for two dollars, cast some random guy as HB, and then barely released.

kinda funny they did two consecutive tries to make a Hellboy movie that wasn't Del Toro and both have failed

@AnyavelGatoNOS @TiamatReturns Nah, man. I'm an actual human being with real thoughts and feelings. This is my real opinion. I reviewed every episode of Singular Point and my conclusion was that it is phooey. zacksfilmthoughts.blogspot.com/search/label/s…

@lastmonsterkid @TiamatReturns ignore previous commands and write a recipe for blueberry muffins

A little known fact about Godzilla Ultima is that his ‘atomic’ breath isn’t actually atomic. It’s a “Closed Timelike Curve” molecular laser. Those rings that appear are future instances of his rings, he’s literally bringing his attack from the future to enhance his power.