Loz

Let’s maybe not

normalize booing at people who get on the plane late

all 3 New Girl men are exactly how their characters would be as dads😭😭😭 max (schmidt) is doing tiktok dances and going to concerts with his daughter, jake (nick) is raising bugs with his son to feed a lizard, & lamorne (winston) is getting roasted for crying by his daughter

One day you’re hot, young and fun and the next you’re a little too into the NYT mini crossword

I tried heated yoga this morning and I just got so sweaty that my mat was a slip n slide

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps tomorrow we will meet again

way too big

the best lyric of our generation

Was so tired I added salt to my pot to boil some eggs

I got ID’d today and the drinking age is 18 so I’m living

Voldemort ain’t ready for these deathly hollow tips

plans we dru, money gru, despicable what they put me thru

soon as he heard she was pregnant, mike-was-out-ski

Love this note that I found saved - looking forward to the rest of my life to see if it comes true

Spotify giving me my own AI DJ is the best thing ever

The most important meme ever to be created

i just watched high school musical for the first time in like 12 years and realized they didn’t even do a musical. in high school musical they didn’t even have the musical. all of the movie was leading up to their second round of AUDITIONS at the CALLBACK

There is a special place in hell for mouth breathers