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@icod We’re getting a puppy in two weeks. The name has taken over our family WhatsApp and caused no end of debate.

Tomorrow we are getting kittens. It's all tres exciting. However our three non doms seem to have lots of opinions about NAMES 🙂

I’ve come back from BlueSky literally just for updates on this. My annual obsession #BM100

@icod Yes! Was going to message you as ep2 has lots of Wilton/Salisbury references

@msloobylou Not seen but am eagerly awaiting the hot take from @MarinaHyde on RestisEnts

Watched an ep of Meghan. It’s oddly fake and stilted, she keeps saying it isn’t her house and no-one laughs or genuinely smiles. I just didn’t believe she makes bath salts or candles (good!) and she seemed scared of the beehive she said was hers. Lovely blouse though.

@msloobylou @IAmTheMusicCat Or Ritchie Anderson

@IAmTheMusicCat I guess!!

This is not like for like

Am at my parents. It’s 150degrees, I’ve had grapefruit for breakfast and am now teaching my mother how to use Instagram.

@icod That guy they arrested at the start was something else.

How does it work with Claudia’s wardrobe on #TheTraitors. Are these items borrowed or is there a huge wardrobe budget?

@msloobylou Plus posh.

They ain’t going for the ex diplomat. Astute people not popular on #TheTraitors

@MarinaHyde I’ve not heard the pod yet, saving for later BUT I’ve just asked my 16yr what she thinks and she thinks it’s all because of ‘get ready with me’s on TikTok where younger girls see older influencers and want to copy. She doesn’t see it as the brands’ faults per se.

If you were in Westfield White City Sephora last Friday and heard a really fun woman saying to her 10-year-old daughter “you are literally inviting the boot of the patriarchy onto your neck”, that was me! I’m here all week - here for all eternity in fact!

New ep out now, in which @richardosman and I discuss tween skinfluencers, AI books, and the unfortunate revelation than the culture secretary does not even remotely understand what’s happening in TV

@msloobylou My sister spent the whole time googling the paint colours they’d used on the walls

@lauraewelsh I’m not being mean! I love it. And the whole exhibition

Woman at Van Gogh can name all his albums

@msloobylou Do you think it was aimed at a younger audience? It was a 12A, and one review I read said it had ‘children’s film foundation’ vibes.

Two or three weeks on and I'm still thinking about Blitz. And why it was so very poor.

@RyanTheSoapking I think they probably know they can’t/won’t win so have gone for a crowd pleaser perhaps?

@msloobylou It’s a weird fashion concept thing at the moment where avant- garde artists have made clothes from ikea bags.

People are QUEUING to get into the IKEA at Oxford Circus

@jerseyruddy That is a class film!

@msloobylou @bighilda2013 None taken. I took the 16yr old and it was that or spend £300 on a west end show. Was VERY surprised how much I liked

@lauraewelsh @bighilda2013 No offence but I think I’d have to be paid about £500 to sit through that film

I would not enjoy seeing Hamilton #Strictly

@msloobylou @bighilda2013 Me too. BUT. I went to see Wicked at the cinema this weekend and was gobsmaked how good it was. I think my main issue is the theatre in general. I get far too distracted and can’t focus.

@bighilda2013 Ha ha! I think most of them are shite. The first hour of strictly last night sounded like this to me…

This is what happens when you take your physics-teacher sister to the NationalGallery.

Cleaning out a drawer and found these. Nerd family and proud!