Laura Gordon

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Laura Gordon

Laura Gordon

@lauragordon

Dallas, TX Katılım Şubat 2009
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Laura Gordon
Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
Me: why are you being so bad!?! Student: I learned it from you. Me: touché 😏
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Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
Summer Break Me: "didn't get my afternoon nap... just gonna lay down for a bit..." [Wakes up 13 hours later on my couch]
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Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
Student 1: "what if Ms Gordon was in a coma and we are all just her servants"? Student 2: "Shutup. It's too early for an existential crisis"
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Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
Senior 1: "Are you going to watch the new Power Rangers movie?" Senior 2: "No. It's too progressive" Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
Going to the park with doxies is a great way to meet new people. I've never had to apologize to so many men for my dogs trying to bite them.
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Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
Econ lecture Me: example, how do I incentivize you to answer questions? Answer expected: extra credit Answer received: the room smells good
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Justin Shanes
Justin Shanes@justinshanes·
Finding these Bowling Green Massacre jokes to be a little too soon. Out of respect, we should wait until it takes place.
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Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
so far I have dealt with crying, cleaning up puke, & picking up toys scattered everywhere. Parenting dogs is real work, I tell ya.
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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)@batkaren·
Is there a spa service where someone just plays with your hair for an hour?
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Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler@chelseahandler·
Sean Spicer is telling about as much truth at these WH press briefings as I am when my doctor asks me how many drinks I have per week.
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Laura Gordon@lauragordon·
Student: are we beefing with North Korea? Me: 👍 S: so are we also porking with them? Me: 😳 S: what? What's porking? Me: 😑
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