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"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, especially since the plane has an engine failure." By @lauralane thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-sign-up…

New humor piece for all the credit cardless fools: “Please Sign Up For Our Inflight Airline Credit Card Offer” by @lauralane thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-sign-up…

“The plant food looks like a packet of cocaine, but we promise you it’s most likely not.” In @newyorkerhumor, some tips on how to care for your new floral arrangement. nyer.cm/kbFLo6l

Wrote a new humor piece for @NewYorker called "How to Care for Your New Floral Arrangement." .... no one will ever buy me flowers again after this one. newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

“I’ve been lucky to have had an inside view of Daphne’s relationship, which she talks about to millions of strangers every week on our podcast.” nyer.cm/3q9QwYT

Gave a few wedding speeches last year that inspired this latest humor piece up on @newyorker! Wedding Speech for My Podcast Co-host newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

I’ve clearly been going to too many appointments lately. New humor piece up on @newyorkerhumor

If you’re 10 minutes late—I mean, geez, talk about rude! What, were you raised by salamanders? (They perceive time more slowly.) nyer.cm/ueBsnRZ

Wrote this piece in the latest issue!

Meet DALL-E, a new artificial-intelligence program that creates original art of its own, in any style, based on written prompts. (Bonus points if you can get the joke in the name, which is a portmanteau.) nyer.cm/bPiZh1v

How can you be sure the name you choose for your child is good? There are experts for that. nyer.cm/pjWYet4

“We are selling the upstate property that we purchased a year into the pandemic, when we freaked out and overpaid for a shack in the woods.” nyer.cm/7b8ITeP

Bought an upstate house, wrote a humor piece @NewYorker: Listing for the Upstate Home We Bought During the Pandemic newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

This was a fun one to write! For Sale: Baby Names, Lightly Used newyorker.com/magazine/2022/… via @NewYorker

Wrote this piece while simultaneously breastfeeding my own newborn. Grateful to the women for sharing their experience.

How do you have a baby on tour? Inside the pain, sacrifice, and triumph of motherhood in music — a relentless industry that discourages time off and asks female artists to tour while 38 weeks pregnant. rol.st/3ytaHiT

My Williamsburg moms group is the best thing to happen to my maternity leave

Wrote about the enviable upstate weekend of designer and @CHANEL guru Robert Fuller for @TimesUnion: timesunion.com/hudsonvalley/m…

New episode! This week, we welcome @AlexiPappas, an award-winning writer, filmmaker, and Olympic athlete who wrote the new book Bravey: Chasing Dreams, Befriending Pain, and Other Big Ideas. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thi…

RIP @thepitnyc. This theater changed my life. I met lifelong friends, wrote a lot of very bad and occasionally good sketches, wrote a show that became my first book and got proposed to on stage. Hope to see you in the next life!