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@PhilTaylor I don’t know who to contact but I think Dave Clark’s X account has been hacked. As you know him I wonder if you could help in some way. He uses it for his Parkinson’s charity work. I know you are an alright bloke as I met you In Argos Hempstead once Thanks.

@jockeyerror I am 54 and thought this was very off.

Another one hacked by the crypto guru seriously people over 40 shouldn’t be on social media prime example above 😂😂😂

I remember my parents my in-laws and three of my own including my current one. It’s not that long ago.

@LynHami27606202 @AjjAhmed689660 @Arma_Lite_14 We had to shut Stansted for a while for Trump to land for his State Visit but our own Kings plane landed there Saturday night following a Jet 2 preceded by a Ryanair flight.

@AjjAhmed689660 @Arma_Lite_14 The Queen of England went through an airport last week with everyone still able to go about their own business.

They shut down the whole airport just for this guy 💀 Somebody tell me who's this guy ? 🤔

@MrJamesMay Chips taken from you don’t count in calories for your misses you are doing her a favour as she won’t feel guilty eating them.

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable. How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present? Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important. Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

@ThePhightins33 Happy Birthday 🎂.

Good morning ☕️ Happy Monday, I made another trip around the sun 🌞 dreadful that I'm working today, it's gonna be sunny 75, perfect weather.

Thank you so much Matt and Ava for all your hard work this season it has been much appreciated. Interesting to see what is to come. UTG 💙

@TheGillsFC My Husband would like to compliment the ground staff on the pitch. He said that it looked like it normally does at the start of the season not the end. Premier League worthy. @ShannonGalinson

@KatharineMerry Would you not celebrate someone’s silver medal, were they not successful enough.

Genuine question, no shade. Ipswich are doing a bus parade to celebrate promotion back to the PL .. they finished 2nd in the championship. I can see several sides to this. You?

@TheGillsFC @LouisHambrook1 Thank you for the early clarification time to draw a line and move on.

We can confirm that 16 players will leave the club when their contracts expire this summer. Our complete released and retained list can be seen here. ⤵️ gillinghamfootballclub.com/news/released-… #Gills

This dog's name was Gunner. My uncle brought him back from WW2. He was raised and slept under my uncle's anti- aircraft gun. The gun crew shared their rations to feed him. By the time he was 18 months old, my uncle said he would stand up and look at the sky. If he laid back down they knew all was ok. If he growled and put his hackles up they got at the ready. He knew the sound of the German aircraft and my uncle said he never got it wrong. He said Gunner was better than any early warning system. I'm probably the only one left in the family that knows that story now, so I thought I'd tell it before it's lost forever, like many stories must be from that time. Thanks for reading it.

@FlanaganMaeve Nope don’t have one and I don’t intend to buy one.

Twitter, I don't have an airfryer. No reason other than counter and cupboard space. Do most Twitter folk have one? Use it? Rate it?

@JohnSimpsonNews One month or 32 it’s still a day too long.

I got it wrong, of course — Donald Trump has 32 months left in office. That’s what happens if you add up on your fingers…

@BeyondPOfficial I want to know if she can see into the future and tell us if series 5 is happening.

Gaze into Mad Margo's crystal ball and you'll see where to catch up on last night's episode... #BeyondParadise

@BeyondPOfficial I have just caught up with the final episode. Thank you to all cast and crew and all at @RedPlanetTV productions. Lots of onions being chopped in this house. I hope to see you all again in sunny Shipton Abbott next year.

@StephenKing It’s an average of $7.88 in the UK for unleaded gas.

Nobody likes the war. Why would they? It's costing everyone except the zillionaires. Gas here is $4.34/gal. Yet it goes on. 🙄

@scottygb @TwellyWatcher I am happy.

CELEBRITY TRAITORS SERIES TWO CAST ANNOUNCED 🚨🚨🚨

@clumsyoaf33 @SaintMichael293 The problem is the thing for leisure wear took off in lockdown and hasn’t gone away as people got too comfortable wearing it. Also people have no pride in their appearance anymore and don’t feel the need to dress up. I am finding hard to get clothes for myself.

@SaintMichael293 I think it’s really disrespectful I know a lot of men hate suits and ties but just trousers and a smart shirt is ok

I don’t wish to be a snob, but I’m going to be. Went to a wedding last night and the effort fellas put into getting dressed is utterly pathetic. Women all looked great, 50% of the men looked like they were actually protesting against making an effort.

@ThePhightins33 The Friday announcement to plummet stocks then he will make an announcement on Sunday to make them rise again. Like we all don’t know what he is doing.

Here we go