Laura Rook

@nwater_care 7531506618 I am no longer available for my appt at the home tomorrow. Can do 30th May instead? Thanks

☎️ | Two assists for @ryangiles7 today… #Boro | #UTB

14 year Twitter anniversary and the love/hate relationship of social media still sends me.

Fancy wearing a head torch that flashes only red when leaving a campsite toilet. Thought fucking ET had just been for a huge shit for a second

Here’s something I prepared earlier. Best get colouring in…

Come to the conclusion that meat should never be spreadable 🤢

Can too hot to handle spicy foods make you feel drinker? Asking for a pal

WHY IS MY INSTA FULL OF SHITTY INFLUENCER ACCOUNTS THAT I DE-LIB-ERATELY CHOOSE NOT TO FUCKING FOLLOW 😡😡😡😡

Don’t wish to speak too soon, but I’m having an unbelievable time in life atm

Not burnt once on my holiday, which is an absolute achievement for me. The stuff has given me 34453725 spots though. Guess you win some and you lose some

Boys might not have been able to bring it home, but the girls certainly could!!! 😏💃🏻⚽️

WHY DOES 4G LIE TO YOU?! Telling me right now I have a bar, go on ebert single one of my apps to refresh and NOTHING fucking loads 🤯🤯🤯

I reckon some people would get shit loads more done if they spent less time putting it on the gram #boreoff

Here right, I’ve got a question. Why’s everyone kicking off about kids playing rugby or heading balls in football when boxing is still a thing? Not knocking boxing, I just think is there not bigger benefits to sport..?

Hey @Boro any chance @BoroWomen can play a game at the Riverside please. There is 21k at St James Park for Newcastle women

Have a marvellous Monday. Whatever needs doing you can do it because you’re awesome. #MondayMotivation #Monday

Also love it when Rhe fussed that we’ve not got enough to drink, so goes to the bar, comes back and pours the full thing on the table 🙃👍🏻

Full fucking credit to couples who work shifts. Literally don’t know what I’d do with myself if I could only see Rhe once in every 10 days roughly (sleeping next to each other doesn’t count)

As in ‘cousin’, not ‘because’ btw

I think ‘cuz’ might most definitely be the most disgusting phrase in the English (urban) dictionary