laura

“they’re milking his death for money” dude he literally told his parents to do this so they can pay for his siblings college funds are we deadass

shout out to my ex situationships dogs for socializing lottie she just played with a puppy in the dog park who was terrified

@Crinkstopher we’re in love

@laurasorbit the naya glazing is crazy

this is what i assume happens every time naya takes more than 2 attempts bc i know she’s sooooo smart

@KCloudspe i meannnnn master (insert ur last name i remember it but i don’t want to doxx u) does have a nice ring to it

I can barely stay awake at work as it is and I’m thinking of going back again for my masters? Who do I think I am

@SVcrazycatlady @estrogenyum @OneFeIISwoop wow u really got them. this kind of mindset totally doesn’t contribute to the harm of more animals

@estrogenyum @OneFeIISwoop You're not reducing your impact. You're just hurting different animals.

what a combo

likely thing to happen

@chxrliexbat hbd 🩵

Happy Birthday to me 🎉

i knew the album reminded me of something

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that

nah what the hell i can’t get to lubbock this fast

@GeminiDTX omg

@laurasorbit I used to do photography if u need something /g

never ask for photographer recs in ur local facebook group oh my god

age regressing by listening to old twenty one pilots

@delaniraeann we felt attacked

i mean

why is it impossible to get a price range for a cross country move u fill out the online estimate form and then they’re all like “call us call us” and then u call and they’re like um we need to know literally every detail. i just need an expected range bro

sometimes i remember i went to a dua lipa concert where clairo opened in high school like wtf was that

me on my 5th person asking to get beers tn

@chinchilladas ohhhhhh my god

please like my Texas + pikmin tattoo flash