laureen

@tangledpixels @NjeriMania @joanjonas71 Kijana ako mboka

@NjeriMania @joanjonas71 Kijana anataka pesa anunue sense awache kuomba omba.

Baby momma ata hataki pesa 😂😂anataka nguo na diaper

@WeweMimina12627 @kalala_kin Then as the head wapi pesa??????we Wacha We want the ladies number to get her nan,rompers and baby clothes and maybe food sio kubuy nduthi!nonsense

@kalala_kin Na mzee usikufe moyo. Ignore the people asking you to send the mother's number. That's your fam, you the head. Lead on your terms. Kuteleza sio kuanguka

@kalala_kin @amenaceandmore Wapi number ya bibi?

@amenaceandmore Nataka second hand ata ya 50k

@Safaricom_Care @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC

@laureenmutethya Hi Laureen. Apologies for the experience. See DM. ^KD

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care you never know when to steal eh?nimemaliza 8gb in 12 hrs kwa hospitali surely na I haven’t watched a single movie yet! Apana pls.know your limits you dumbasses!

@Safaricom_Care Which dm?

@KE_MrBlack Ndingi😭😭

What was the name of the dorm you used to sleep in back in high school? 😂😂

Daniel Njugi ndio ananishikilia uko tiktok ai😭🤣🤣🤣

Mungu nipee 330k sitanunulia mwanaume gari

My brother called me from school (JSS Senior) asking for some money,sent him the 300 Kenyatta shillings I'd remained with Mimi nitajipanga🫶😚(I remembered how we used to call home na unaambiwa hakuna kitu completely). I'm so happy I had something for him.🥳🥳🥳

my family is full of alcoholics, but as soon as i spark my blunt up im a crackhead

LESS CHATGPT MORE LGBT!!!!!

@Githu007 @KatheuNzyimi Omg😭umeanza na mp wetu😭😭anyway anatoka pia😭💀

@KatheuNzyimi So what do ukambani mps do in parliament?? Hehe can you compare ndindi nyoro with akina mbai?

You can't vote for Maraga or Okiyah as president when someone like Ndindi Nyoro, Sudi or Kaluma is still an MP in parliament. Like seriously, it's useless. No matter which angel from heaven you vote for as president in 2027, the problem lies deeply rooted in parliament 🤷🏽‍♀️

Acha nijifunze kuhusu forms 34B juu hapo ndio kura hupotelea sana.

The recent government “Tuko kadi” posts are deliberately being put out so that we can abandon the slogan and find another one which they will also jump on. By this virtue we must stick with Tuko kadi to the very end. Tuko kadi kama fakin! No distraction

me immediately after coming home from anywhere 😩

Dj afro anafaa aende hio matanga ya Chuck norris..

Usijinyime ati unasave

Millenials hatujasahau mlikuwa mnaandika memes kwa leso

masc lesbians be built like aphrodite under those boy clothes