Lauren

having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

when im on ft in my room it’s like i forget my walls aren’t sound proof

normalize not wanting to be around certain people anymore because of the way they make you feel

GRWM to go to work. First I wake up ten minutes before I need to be there

if it involves pasta or sunsets count me in

Ice cream dates 🍦

i still think people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

@xokenda you could also be the only one in line and it’ll take 30 mins

@laurenalisaaa I went today at 11:30 and they weren’t even open… but it says open daily on the sign from 10-10pm🫠

Somerset Taco Bell is trash

the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

I love asking 7 different ppl for advice then doing what i want