Lauren Burke

#FallonTonight Sneak Peek: Trump's obsession with TV shows hit a new high with #TheBachelor

Danielle is gorgeous and has the personality of a stapler. A stapler with a really annoying laugh #TheBachelor

"Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps, I'm allowed to take a nap." Is my new philosophy in life #TheBachelor

"I've never eaten a pear ... pears weird me out. Where do you start: the top, the bottom?" 🍐🍐

If only there was more arguing on the internet.

I hear the jury's still out on science.

I figured it out. This season of @WalkingDead_AMC is a metaphor for this year's Presidential election.

I can only aspire to be this amazing of a mom one day🌭💖 #ParentingGoals

Avoid hop ons. #MyFirstCarIn3Words

Happy #MeanGirls Day!

In 2016, when someone takes the time to block me on Facebook I have to laugh👏🏻😂

If only there was a form of exercise that gave me joy I get from garlic bread .

The real loser in the debate was Lester.. #debatenight #🇺🇸

My whole life is just me suddenly remembering things I was supposed to do two weeks ago.

Loving this humid fall weather. You can still do shorts with a tweed jacket after Labor Day, right?

I hear the jury's still out on science.

Sure, we have self-driving cars now, but what about self-folding calzones? Do I have to do ALL of the work?

Gotta say, I’m feeling a lot less guilty about stealing that pen from my local Wells Fargo branch.

I may love a lot of things in life ..but #comedycentralroasts are by far my favorite😂😆 #LoweRoast

"I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help" #BadMoms