Lauren Lofthouse

@thechloemaexo Say it again!

It’s shocking to see the lows that women are dropping their prices to in this day and age. I respect that my/our industries are a luxury service, but it means exactly that - it is a luxury, an indulgence; if you can’t afford that luxury, that’s ok, just come back when you can 🤍

@thechloemaexo Now you’ve seen me for the first time In since much,,,. Defo not disappointing

@laurenlofty1 Your first tweet in 6 months and I am not disappointed 😂😂😂

Why do people not sort their teeth out? It’s literally a free service 🤯

@IHATEBenedetta Sounds like a her problem

And you went?

@IHATEBenedetta Neeeed this

Omg this is so cute @laurenlofty1

This love is blind Uk is nuts

NO ONE is having a better Olympics than Snoop, I’m not even convinced he knows he has a camera on him, I think he just behaves like this

I genuinely think life peaked in London, don’t know how I will ever top that day.

@IHATEBenedetta Told yaaaaa

@laurenlofty1 ok I’m seeing the vision now 👩🏾‍💼

Absolutely beautiful viewing.

IT’S IN!!! 1-1. WE LOVE YOU JUDE!!! @England

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

Travis Pastrana jumped from a single-engine Cessna from 12,500 feet over Arecibo, Puerto Rico. He was only wearing sunglasses, socks, and surf trunks while holding a can of Red Bull. He was not wearing a parachute. twitter.com/timecaptales/s…

Someone needs to knight this women 🤣 She has absolutely taken the piss out of him

“i can’t wait for the weekend” me all weekend:

Honestly this was unexpectedly fun to watch

A decision was made here