Lauren Sivan

@statesman Hopefully, they were found to have violated truency laws and suspended.

Thousands of Austin-area students walked out of class this week to protest the presence of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Central Texas and across the country. statesman.com/news/education…...

@JayInslee @candidginger Referring to Don Lemon as a "journalist" is comedy gold.

We are all targets of Trump’s arrest of Don Lemon, because journalists are our very eyes and ears. As a three term governor of Washington, I know suppressing journalism might be high on the list of Trump’s most dangerous travesties. We’re with you Don.

Nothing says "Xmas in NYC" like my East Midtown @BoweryBoys walking tour, this Friday, at 3pm, starting at the always enabling @PJClarkes. Book it! boweryboyswalks.com/walking-tours/…

@BarronTxNewsX Amen.

@BillSchulz Me complaining about your dope habit is not really “adorable” or relegated to the young. 😑

I hang out with @LaurenSivan too much. And she says “dope” a lot. It’s adorable when she does it. But as a result I caught myself saying “dope” on occasion. Immediately your gut wrenches & u remind urself ur pushing 50. (“Sick” is ten times more repulsive.)

Can we all finally/collectively agree that if you’re over the age of 18, you’re not allowed to say the word “sick” unless you actually have an ailment? Look: I’m a man-baby. But every time I hear an adult male say “sick!”? I want to ground them for two weeks without TV.

@mario_faker @johnnydollar @BillSchulz I love how much I get this comparison

@LaurenSivan @johnnydollar @BillSchulz Separated at birth!

@LPoPNH @BillSchulz @PaulRevereHouse Don’t think too hard. None of our forefathers did

@BillSchulz @PaulRevereHouse @LaurenSivan OK, I was quietly thinking about attending, Mr. Schulz, and now I may have to whoop it up for a war cabinet member? This is getting complicated!

Will Boston attend my upcoming @PaulRevereHouse talk on all things William Dawes if that's all there is? Probably not. But the fact that I'm bringing @LaurenSivan, dressed as a sexy, but singularly focused, member of George Washington's war cabinet? Vote YES...

Tomorrow is @LaurenSivan's birthday. She will remain an old-soul/super-fresh/84-year-old/empowered-woman on April 6th. And that bitch has also RUINED my life via knowing her. (Enjoy, a-hole. Also? You remain the worst thing that ever happened to me...)

@BillSchulz I got a rash there 😞

For 2 days last week, @LaurenSivan actually crashed in my shitty apartment. While also just constantly making fun of both me AND my beach themed bathroom! But? Christ. Now I do kind of miss the little shit. instagram.com/p/C5lFAEIuyla/…

The major problem with ⁦@LaurenSivan⁩’s dog? He loves too much. To the point where it’s kinda rapey.

@bostonrandy @BillSchulz Hi!👋🏼

@BillSchulz Tell Sivan I said "hello".

#Mindfulness Sonny is not doing the work nor being present on my journey.

@BillSchulz These are not all my drinks. Cannot emphasize that enough. Photos lie

I love/hate you, ⁦@LaurenSivan⁩. Best Palm Springs visit ever. (Monumentally depressed that I’m back in NYC.)

All this respectful civility is giving me the ick. #Debate2024

This man is a true hero and restored my faith in humanity ❤️ instagram.com/reel/C_gszqotf…

It’s @BillSchulz’s dumb birthday today. He hates birthdays so make sure you wish him a meh one. Here he is conducting “business” from the champagne room at a strip club cause he has no idea what this room is actually meant for.

This is much funnier than what she actually got famous for🤣

We released Pay with Fly widely yesterday for testing. This includes the ability to load FLY via USDC, so you can now freely spend USDC in any restaurant that accepts Blackbird Pay.

Time for plan B

Seriously can’t figure out why @BillSchulz is single