laur🌿

@jodiedodrill does it have to be a boy tho???🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

My cousin is a year younger than me, she’s married, has a baby and her own house. And I’m hungover at work and flying to Ibiza tomorrow for closing. But we are both HAPPY. Not everyone wants the same things, stop comparing your life to others and just enjoy yourself.

Ladies just because hot girl summer is over doesn’t mean you have to stop being a hot girl, it’s THOTUM. Go get your ass ate in a pumpkin patch. Sprinkle pumpkin spice seasoning on your tiddies. Send spooky nudes. Ghost him

imagine being this gorgeous

@jodiedodrill he’s so hot Jo

73 years of fuckin sexy😍

Unpopular decision but much rather listening to this on a night out then Techno

if anyone sees me tonight with no tan on, mind your business my mams not home

Life lesson: don’t get involved with someone if you don’t have good intentions

Employers do not care about you. Do not work/stress yourself to death because they’ll replace you before you’re in the ground. Take your sick/vacation days. Call out. Leave early. Real life is happening outside. It’s just a job.

i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake

@gracekilleen30 i will always remember pulling forward men’s and dental and a man handed me his prescription, like yes i carry this all in my pockets😍

still my favorite video on the internet

finally back on twitter after it blocked me for being under 13🙃

it’s so annoying people saying driving a motorbike is dangerous like i know the risk, u know the risks of sex aswell but that doesn’t stop ye does it

@jamiehanley3 fucking same

@jodiedodrill text u yesterday to try and sly out of u if they rang or not😂😂

@jodiedodrill i asked the day after u done the interview😘