laurie michelle

Crying in Public: my memoir

Me on my second drink : I think I’ll set my alarm for tomorrow right now....just in case...

In our family group messages I always chime in with the funny sarcastic comments and my family does not appreciate it. They will literally continue the conversation as if I didn’t say anything. I’m surprised they don’t always use the group message without me in it.

Today’s artwork

I had a man fight me on the correct answer and then drive off

I’m an ar-Tist

How it started Vs. How it’s going DON’T GIVE UP

Currently sitting in my car debating if it will take more effort to attempt to bring all the groceries up in one trip or make a second trip..

@zeitzifff The person that ordered that is a MONSTER

Nothing like spilling a hot Irish cream breve with 7 ounces of syrup in the morning.

she is a mood

@zeitzifff I had this thought as I was so excited to watch it on TV

The closest thing I’m going to get to a concert is this halftime show. What a time

*gets an email from Cactus Joe’s about an event next weekend* Me: I can’t wait to tell Ev about this! *Ev gets home* Him: did you see the email from Cactus Joe’s?? We are so going! Me:

when your employees love you 🥰🥰🥰

this is now a thread of Evan biting me when I try to take nice pictures

missing summer days ☀️

my brain literally finding anything to be anxious about after I rationalize one thing all week has been exhausting does anyone know where I can find a new one because this one needs to be thrown out

So normal people don’t constantly think of every possible worst case scenario... What is that like??

live footage of every train of thought I’ve had today

The way that grown men and women react when we discontinue something that they order is outrageous. There are horrible things going on in the world and you not being able to get your plain bagel is not one of them.

@timetherington Oh my word... yikes

@laurielaffoon I would recommend staying away from this one for a whole bunch of reasons. twitter.com/FilmUpdatesBU/…

The hardest decision of each day is what candle we should light