Lauren D.

In that moment when I’ve wrapped up my work & am exhausted...too exhausted to get off the couch & get ready for bed. #thestruggleisreal

Heeeeey Twitter. I’m, um, back. Maybe? Anybody still here? Anyone? Anyone?

Me: So what do you this you’ll do in class? N: Grow moss. Me: What? Uh...ok maybe. (Quiet) N: Mommy, what’s moss? #cantmakethisstuffup

Brisket in the crock pot + cake in the oven = a very strange mash-up of delicious smells. #partyprep

@krspatterson lol...yikes

@CarrieSTL 😂 #truth

@j17steiner need the schedule!!

@BridgetP83 @krspatterson Oh snap! Let’s go shopping!!

@j17steiner I just lol’d at this...she looks so cute! And yes, you’re in big trouble. 😉

Eeeee! I can’t wait!! RT @thepioneerwoman: Three months from today. Yay for dinner! I mean supper. I mean dinner.

Why does my son insist on a *green* bike & why does NO ONE have any *green* bikes in stock!!!!!!! #frustrated

@j17steiner come on over tomorrow...you can have Noah 😉

Almost fell asleep on the way to work today. #thestruggleisreal #toomuchfunthisweekend #backtoreality

“That’s like a time machine, Tom.” #whosaidit #STLWeekend2015

“I’m a sucker for a banjo.” #whosaidit #STLWeekend2015

“It’s like eating a football!” “Like a Patriots football or regulation?” #whosaidit #STLWeekend2015

“I lose track of my vocabulary.” #whosaidit #STLWeekend2015

“I hated that less than regular trivial pursuit.” #whosaidit #STLWeekend2015

@NatalieL33 don’t be scurred. 😉