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Not my dad ignoring me cuz he doesn’t wanna help me mow my lawn. Never going to family dinner again

this summer imma be wherever the tequila at

say what you want but Frank gave us White Ferrari

Judge Judy TikTok’s are all I care about in life

i was dreaming of Root Beer woke up walked straight to the fridge, I don’t have Root Beer. Gnight

@m3xicanvaniIIa Hayden and I drank them and said we were gonna go out but I threw up in the shower and locked him outta the house

@MorgenJarvis No lol

Hozier has been my top played artist for four years, it’s just Cherry Wine on repeat

I saved Johnnys life and he repays me w muddy, crummy paws all over the house

HAHAHA I love being alive

@borat42069 Me neither

can’t stop thinking about how I projectile vomited mac n cheese in front of Diane and Tasha the other day 😕

Fine I’ll admit it, I think Nick Kroll is sexy

watching Grey’s and crying is my number one hobby

@CaseyOToole idc what it costs someone’s gonna bring me eggs and a Big Mac or I starve

@lavalamp491 I once spent about about 20 minutes on the phone trying to convince someone that answered the phone at Safeway to bring me milk. Pre Instacart/Uber eats. Completely sober but VERY lazy. Negotiations stalled at about $30.

there’s just one thing I can’t tolerate and that’s picking up my own food or groceries. No

@m3xicanvaniIIa @kyIekennon No. It’ll come back, it has to

@ryanfost5 Great, see ya there

@lavalamp491 Thats the start of my age preference settings.