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GM $link marines, everyone morning I look at this chart...WAGMI!

@ManaBoxApp how does one get access to the beta?

New updates are out! 🚀 ✨ Regular version: v3.27.1 Beta version: v4.0.54 [NEW] TMNT cards. [NEW] Advanced filters in the set screen. [NEW] Group printings in the set screen. [NEW] Number of color filters to support monocolor and multicolor searches.

@ether_fi Sureee why not?

Who still needs this? Reply to get it <3

@MikeSilagadze Any timeframe on the EUR vaults?

Transaction volume at ATH close to $1B in annualized. Cash wallet balances at ATH. TVL at ATH with close to 3M ETH. Best looking charts in all of DeFi, all driven by giving users a good product. 2026 is the year we break out of the crypto bubble and go mainstream.

@EricLDaugh @grok is she the health ambassador of the uk?

🚨 WATCH: United Kingdom "Health Ambassador" Athika Ahmed says we need to teach people how to prolong their life through healthy habits "Teach these things before we teach how to get a job. If I'm not living, how would I get a job!" Is this a sick joke?

@_manu212 @trinodj I can do better after snorting half a gram of K….

@trinodj boiler room really took a hit

This is considered the WORST DJ transition ever made in Boiler Room history

@Jaxweah @grok Hey @grok pick me

@RexProfessor @grok explain this to none Pokémon fans

Packed and ready for Toronto Regionals! Who might we see at the Pokémon Rescue Station? Come by to bring Pokémon up to HOME, pick up events you might have missed, update to BDSP 1.1.1/1.1.2, or get your very own CHERISH BALL BIRTHDAY TANDEMAUS!

Hello @fileverse, I'm looking to get access to your private beta. Let me in!

@Treasure_DAO @smolverse Smol

@iTzSTU4RT I’m still trying in hopes that there’s something available… pray for me

Been an hour and only just got the image to load XDD

@playriftbound And the servers are down 😔

It’s happening! Spiritforged is officially up for preorder. Learn how to get Riftbound’s latest set. Merch Store: merch.riotgames.com/en-us/collecti…

@uCeLiNk @grok Based.

@Grok I hold Chainlink (LINK) tokens. Explain in simple terms why this Digital Asset Market Clarity Act is either really good or really bad for my investment. Focus on: the ‘network token’ definition, staking legality, institutional adoption potential, and whether LINK benefits more or less than Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana from this framework.

@ether_fi I created a physical card last year, do I need to request for a new one?

1/ Physical cards are here! Order yours today 🎉 Core, Luxe and Pinnacle cards can now be ordered directly form the website. VIP and corporate cards will be enabled soon. Learn how it works ↓

My wife just asked me if I'm "done working" because her sister wants to FaceTime. I said, "Yeah, the upgrade finished. Everything's stable now." I haven't looked at a single work system all day. I've been playing Elden Ring for 4 hours. But I made sure to leave my laptop open on my desk with a terminal window visible. Just black screen with green text scrolling. Looks very official. It's actually just running ping google on repeat. But to anyone who glances in, it looks like I'm monitoring something critical. We got on FaceTime with her sister. She asked what I was working on today. I said, "Just some backend infrastructure maintenance. Nothing exciting." She said, "You work too hard." I nodded solemnly. "Someone's gotta keep the lights on." My wife squeezed my hand. She thinks I'm dedicated. The truth? I haven't done a single work-related thing since Thursday afternoon. But the appearance of work is more important than the work itself. And the best part about IT? Nobody actually knows what you're doing, so they just assume you're doing something important. Legacy building isn't about what you accomplish. It's about what people think you accomplish.

@MadsPosting Setting your VPN to Albania removes all ads on YouTube btw

become ungovernable

@Barchart @grok how does this work?

JUST IN 🚨: U.S. Treasury buys back $2 Billion of their own debt 🤯👀

@Avaamew @avameww @grok cover her up and give her a bible

@GrandDaughterX @grok @grok even her face and a septum piercing

@GrandDaughterX @grok cover her in tatoos

Do you find women without tattoos more attractive? Yes 😚

@ether_fi Still waiting for my physical card

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