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@ZenProtogen i hope so >~<

@lavayiffs Would look cute :3

I have a suit now :3

Got pulled over for going too slow and the cop seemed personally offended. Cop: Do you know why I stopped you? Me: Speeding? Cop: The opposite. Me: I was going too slow? Cop: Twenty-eight in a forty-five. Me: I was looking for a turn. Cop: For two miles? Me: The GPS was confused. Cop: Were you confused? Me: Also yes. Cop: There's a minimum speed on this road. Me: I didn't know that. Cop: Now you know. Me: Are you giving me a ticket? Cop: I'm giving you a warning. Me: For going slow. Cop: For impeding traffic. Me: Nobody was behind me. Cop: I was behind you. Me: (pause) That's fair. Cop: You held me up for six minutes. Me: I apologize. Cop: Where were you going? Me: A restaurant. First time. Bad directions. Cop: Which restaurant? Me: Tony's. Cop: Tony's is three blocks that way. Me: (staring) You know where Tony's is? Cop: Everyone knows where Tony's is. Me: I didn't. Cop: You do now. Me: Can I go? Cop: At a reasonable speed. Me: Forty-five? Cop: Forty would be acceptable. Me: Thank you. Cop: The meatballs are good. Me: (still sitting there) What? Cop: At Tony's. The meatballs. Me: You're recommending food. Cop: I'm being helpful. Me: After pulling me over. Cop: Community policing. Me: Is this how it usually goes? Cop: Only when people are lost. Drove to Tony's. Ordered meatballs. He was right. Still weird.

BOOMER: "I retired at 55 with a full pension." YOU: "That's not possible anymore." BOOMER: "Why not?" YOU: "Pensions don't exist. I have a 401k." BOOMER: "Just save more." YOU: "I'm paying $2,000 rent, $500 student loans, $400 car payment." BOOMER: "You're spending too much." YOU: "On what? Survival?" BOOMER: "I bought a house for $50,000 in 1975." YOU: "Houses are $450,000 now." BOOMER: "You should've bought sooner." YOU: "I was 22 with $40,000 in debt." BOOMER: "We had it harder." YOU: "You had pensions and affordable housing." YOU: "I have neither." BOOMER: "Stop complaining." The system changed. You just refuse to see it.

Since Flock tracks everyone’s location. it’s only fair we know theirs, too. 👇 🏭 Flock Manufacturing Plant 1885 Mitchell Rd SE, Suite 600, Mableton, GA 30126 🏢 Flock Headquarters 1170 Howell Mill Rd NW, Suite 210, Atlanta, GA 30318 They mapped us. Now we're mapping them.

Shout out to all the subs who just want to be genuinely submissive and be taken care of and have help with things and just generally be fucking submissive and not pushed into dominant fucking roles. Shout out to me bitch, shout out to me right now for all these things. (3/3)

>I remember my art prof telling us about this kind of thing >big scam that's been going on since forever

Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs. Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082 Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden. That probably means it should be public info.

@No_name1Eman_on owo can i help 🥺

RT @ToxicDomina: Wow, why is this so fucking cute? 🥹 That submissive little look... full acceptance, completely broken and owned. He’s emb…

@NolanHaldam A ur such a cutie!

@lavayiffs Hehe glad to hear it!

giving guys on Grindr helpful tips

How to be a good dom -get him a collar -call him STINKY -bully him a lil -over the shoulder hugs -kiss is forehead -buy him little treats -reward him verbally -pick him up and carry him -get your own blankets then when they smell like you, give them to him

I can’t remember who brought up Protogen Expie, but the idea stuck with me, so I drew an anesthesiologist is getting a pay cut btw

Any homeschool dads want to confirm or deny this? 😏

@JaydentheJay1AD @AhaBrony @TheGh0st87 aNsshhsbshJgfzvz mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry-