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Did You Know you can do the Mean Girls Jingle Bell Rock dance to Vigilante Shit, and it lines up perfectly with the thigh slap when you start at the same time as the song? well now you do. you’re welcome. 🤭🫶🏻

to clarify, i mean a website with .ai , not a file extension.

dear tech bros, take your . io, your . ai, your chatGPT, grok, meta no-brain-having greedy money-grubbing art-thieving TALENTLESS incel-made SHIT AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR HAIRY HOLES. I DONT WANT ANY OF IT. BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! @elonmusk @OpenAI #MarkZuckerberg #SamAltman

The Fate Of Ophelia. The Life Of A Showgirl. The Album So Good That It Still Surprises Me. 😭❤️‍🔥🫶🏻

@dreamerswift exactly! it’s really awful to do that to people, especially someone you call a friend. it reminds me of how trisha treated gabbie, actually. one of the many fucked up ways 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 i swear that’s not who my original tweet was about but the shoe fits! 😭🤣

some people really do operate on the premise of keeping their enemies closer and that could never be me. i don’t care for spying on my enemies and making sure they behave well for me. they can rot for all i care, it’s not my job to babysit them.

the most beautiful thing I ever seen & it’s just the planet earth from so far away that humans aren’t visible and there’s barely any land, mostly ocean so any humans in the picture are very few.

if this was a proper world, there would be a taylor swift fortnight character with the fate of ophelia dance but WE ARE OBVIOUSLY *IN* THE BAD PLACE! 🥲

Taylor Swift has released the music video for "Elizabeth Taylor" exclusively on Apple Music and Spotify Premium. Swift has not cast herself in the video this time. Instead, she's edited clips from Taylor's biggest movies, plus real-life footage of Taylor seen in the public eye, into a supercut tribute. The clips include shots from films such as “Cleopatra,” “Father of the Bride,” “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,” “A Place in the Sun,” “Giant,” “Suddenly, Last Summer,” “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?,” “Julia Misbehaves” and even the late ’60s cult favorite “Boom!” Read more here: variety.com/2026/music/new…

the speed of running in Fallout 4 matches the beat of The Fate of Ophelia 🤣

i’m old school. i like to hold my phone when i’m talking on it. i like to also hold it to my head with my shoulder when i need both my hands. but here’s the thing: SMARTPHONES ARE TOO THIN FOR THE SHOULDER HOLDER 😭

Penny just went on her first adventure since I fully adopted her & I am a nervous wreck lol

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i found the vip tickets but IVE NOT FOUND THE MONEY YET. IM LOW IN COUCH CUSHIONS IN WHICH TO DIG FOR CHANGE!!!!!! AND THEY SOLD OUT HALIFAX AND TORONTO ALREADY!!???? NO NO NO NO STOP PLEASE NOO NOOOOOOOOOO DONT SELL OUT MY TOWN WTF 😭😭😭😭

and why can’t i see a place to buy VIP tickets???!!!!!

best part of the faber drive tour is that it’s 19+!!!!!! thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!! 😭🤣

not the church of JESUS H CHRIST TRYING TO RECRUIT VIA YOUTUBE TOO. oh no, who do i join? the army or the CHURCH!!!????!!!?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

good to know the canadian army is recruiting via youtube ads now.

why was power in my town just out for 30 minutes

some people say that’s just the way it is. you have to do things you aren’t comfortable with. you have to be willing to do what others aren’t. just because someone says it, doesn’t mean it’s *right*. just because the world IS this way, doesn’t make it right.

@VirginRadioTO got any faber drive tickets? i know it’s soon, but i need one NOW 🤭

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FUH-FUH-FUH-FIFTY????? 🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣