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@lavenderstinks

i am Lavender or Lav or Dumbass. 24 they/them

Inland empire womp womp Katılım Kasım 2014
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he taking me to drink at the bowling alley 
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took an adderall to get a little bananas and ended up feeling the most normal ive ever felt in my life
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nothing heals a hangover like a crisp fucking coca cola
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i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship
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no matter what i do or where i go i will never have anything better than a slim jim
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bday vibes
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# forgottotakemymeds # onmyperiod # bestfrienddead # thisbeerissogoodforme
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no dude don't even worry about me i had a shot of vodka and a shot of vodka and a buzzball and a shot of fireball and a tall can beer and a couple cigarettes, I'm not even thinking about it anymore
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slapping each others bellies after olive garden, etc.
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scratches my butt
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love my gay nerd bf
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in his living room watching hockey putting fucking star wars ornaments on his Yoda topped christmas tree...... alright
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taking my ocd meds with specifically 3 sips of water so my family doesnt die
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i have a lot of dad tendencies like sneezing as loud as i fucking can and when i get ready in the morning i gag on my toothbrush as loud as i can and blow the fuck out of my nose fuck it i'll hock up a couple loogies but bro my nose and throat and mouth are so clean and reset
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why do shoes that r good for back support and standing on ur feet all day and foot pain have to be so fucking uglyyyy like why can u just put that kind of sole on a NORMAL LOOKING SHOE
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the way i have to spend 6 hours highlighting and lowlighting her hair after this kmmsss
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on indeed while my clients color remover processes
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