Lav

he taking me to drink at the bowling alley 

took an adderall to get a little bananas and ended up feeling the most normal ive ever felt in my life

nothing heals a hangover like a crisp fucking coca cola

i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship

no matter what i do or where i go i will never have anything better than a slim jim

bday vibes

@natelinares00 LMAO GOOD

@natelinares00 #wrong

@natelinares00 # iloveumore

# forgottotakemymeds # onmyperiod # bestfrienddead # thisbeerissogoodforme

no dude don't even worry about me i had a shot of vodka and a shot of vodka and a buzzball and a shot of fireball and a tall can beer and a couple cigarettes, I'm not even thinking about it anymore

slapping each others bellies after olive garden, etc.

scratches my butt

love my gay nerd bf

in his living room watching hockey putting fucking star wars ornaments on his Yoda topped christmas tree...... alright

taking my ocd meds with specifically 3 sips of water so my family doesnt die

i have a lot of dad tendencies like sneezing as loud as i fucking can and when i get ready in the morning i gag on my toothbrush as loud as i can and blow the fuck out of my nose fuck it i'll hock up a couple loogies but bro my nose and throat and mouth are so clean and reset

why do shoes that r good for back support and standing on ur feet all day and foot pain have to be so fucking uglyyyy like why can u just put that kind of sole on a NORMAL LOOKING SHOE

the way i have to spend 6 hours highlighting and lowlighting her hair after this kmmsss

on indeed while my clients color remover processes