Richard Andrade

@James_Tierney @BauerPauerHauer Great cocktail places in the AD, in no particular order: Dalmatian Room, Nocturno, Dark Sister, Velveteen Rabbit, Liquid Diet, Petite Boheme, Stray Pirate,

Recorded two great episodes of #Handy last night. Now, a few hours of work before taking off for VEGAS BABY! @enz_mike and I will be checking out the Arts District tomorrow, and then I'll head to the No Doubt show at @SphereVegas! Does anyone have Arts District recs?

Me, knocking on goddamn watermelons like I know what I’m doing.

@VitalVegas The attorneys get $500,000 but it’s also in comp dollars. This is why there are 17 people in suits playing Mo’ Mummy over there.

Circa was one of a number of casinos hit by the bloodsuckers—players get $8, lawyers get $500,000. We are not making this up.

@James_Tierney Right. First, is Anton LaVey on the post-humous guest list? Second, is he at my table?

My favorite part about going to weddings is you get to find out how religious your friends are.

@James_Tierney annnnd….the Savannah Bananas just emerged from a large wedding cake. This is the best wedding.

The Nittany Lion just showed up at this wedding I’m at. Now I’m really worried the bride and groom are going to choke get divorced in the fourth quarter.

I can’t believe the secret to getting rich WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME!

@CCardassian When you say “Many” people won’t believe this, that’s pretttttyyy optimistic.

Many people won’t believe this but David Copperfield came to my house one night banging on my door and demanding to use my bathroom, shouting “I’m gonna shit my pants!” He was in the bathroom for an hour, shower running the whole time and he ran out wearing only a towel and when I looked in the bathroom it was covered in feces and his soiled clothes were stuffed in the bathtub drain.

Attorneys representing David Copperfield claim he is “currently in the process of signing a deal for a residency at another venue in Las Vegas under a contract worth tens of millions of dollars.” If you or someone you know has stories about him, please DM.

@VitalVegas Ah, just stay the f@&k home, then. No one knows how to enjoy Vegas anymore.

This is a significant jump in the number of visitors who don’t like people touching their stuff.

@ATXVegasFan Happy Anniversary!

I can’t let today go by without recognizing the best thing that's ever happened to me. It’s our 27th wedding anniversary, but we’ve been together since I was 15 riding my BMX bike to her house. She’s my rock and my everything and I wouldn’t have made it without her.❤️

@TheBettorLife @SevenOutPod I was today years old was I found out it was not bad-ass mob name Vinny “Chins”.

Just noticed it says FORMER host 😭😭😭 @SevenOutPod

@BauerPauerHauer For accuracy, slot November in after July.

May: home renovation June: new home siding July: Disney Cruise August: Vegas September: Disney World October: Vegas November: file for bankruptcy apparently

I have a recurring nightmare where I wake up and Fareed Zaakaria is floating above me, 2 inches from my face.

@James_Tierney Why y’all eating dinner so early in Vegas? Your cocktails should start at 9am and you should be sitting down for dinner at 9pm. It’s ok to call it a day after (I’m not an unreasonable monster, after all), but a 5pm dinner in Vegas? Might as well start wearing a cardigan!

We will be recording on Wednesday. Do you have any listener questions for the pod? Or some quick-fire topics? What about an observation? Plan is to probably piss off some more Blackjack players...

@BauerPauerHauer So many great things about Bellagio- fountains, conservatory, location- and yet, I’ve always considered it overhyped and never a desire to actually stay there. I’d love to hear why it’s your favorite.

We talked about this on our most recent Handy episode: Despite Bellagio being my favorite resort in Vegas, Venetian/Palazzo is probably my number one right now for the reasons below.

@VitalVegas I like to play a game called “Vegas casino or Prince’s guest bedroom”?

Vanderpump Hotel carpeting is giving spilled wine and haunted Victorian mansion.

Yes they did.

Normally when I say this, it’s not because I’m hungry.

@ATXVegasFan They have money for a billboard AND A WEBCAM?? I would like a prospectus, please.

If you are ever interested in checking out the coolest webcam in Vegas, take a look here at my friends cam, live from his condo in the Veer Tower on the Vegas Strip! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@YouCanBetonThat Please join me, won’t you, in enshrining Dr. Mike’s “You can only see Shecky Greene so many times.” bon mot into the YCBOT Quote Pantheon (Ep. 357).