Eric B. Morrell
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Eric B. Morrell
@lawebmorrell
Super Lawyer rated NJ Criminal Defense, DWI Law Firm. BKNY, NJ, Umass, DE Law School, NJ, EBM Law Firm, Husband, Dad and Springsteen Fanatic

Clemson is $1.5B in debt. Syracuse is closing or pausing 93 programs, UNC-Chapel Hill plans to cut spending by $89M over 3 years. Duke recently let 600 employees go in a $350M budget cut. Indiana public colleges announced a plan to eliminate or merge 580 programs statewide.

I’m reviewing evidence that suggests that this Saturday, May 16, will be the single best spring day in New York

there needs to be a sociological study on why transplants love to wait in line. it's obviously not that the reward is worth it. you could open a store where you wait in line for 2 hours to get slapped in the face and 5,000 former Ohioans would show up the first day.

Which Springsteen song that isn't considered a favorite by a lot of people is in your top 5 or 10? For me, that would be Moonlight Motel and If I Was the Priest.

Just had a conversation with a dude outside of Gate A17 at Newark International Airport as flight #2269 outbound to Phoenix was delayed then deplaned for mechanical issues and got delayed again for 2 hours. But as I was sitting there enjoying my quad americano at Essa Bagel this disgruntled man from Tom’s River New Jersey needed a vent to let his steaming hot and or piss warm thoughts shoot out of and there I was providing an unsolicited voice of reason for a man in his mid 50’s suffering from what I assume to be a mid life crisis. And when I say piss warm and shoot in the same sentence I’m not saying this is a R. Kelly situation if you catch my drift but the highlighted line of the 17 minute conversation that I maybe got 6 words in was this: “Do you know why divorces are so expensive?” Me: ……. “Because they’re fucking worth it”. [Silence]* proceeded by laughter. He took a couple Percocets to calm down after. “I usually snort these but I don’t know how that works being in an airport”. The man offered me one. I politely declined and muttered I don’t have any pain to kill at the moment but thank you for gesture. He told me his doctor prescribed him a bottle of 300 percs for his feelings being hurt. Big Pharma is the best. When in doubt get someone hooked on opioids. That’s US steroid era baseball. I can’t imagine how high that guy is on his bird to Shreveport right now. He met a girl online and wanted to take things slow. So he flew across the country to see after exchanging under 10 messages. Pharmaceutical drugs, online speed dating and domestics. That’s what New Jersey is all about. Have a great day everyone -Swish


This raises an interesting and original legal question: in states where weee is legal, can deriving a profit from the sale of it be considered a legitimate form of NIL?

#UMassTwitter ROLL CALL. Where you watching the MAC semis from? NYC, picking kids up early to hustle home for tip

UMass will win the basketball game today.

Cannot stress enough that Brooklyn in the 90s was considered sketchy and mostly impassable. Even in Park Slope, which is now one giant playground for bourgeois parents, you had to be careful on 5th Avenue and most of 7th Avenue. Brooklyn Tech kids would get mugged constantly around Hoyt-Schermerhorn. "Flatbush Avenue" was mostly heard on the news paired with "there was a shooting today on"



A data center in New Brunswick was canceled tonight when hundreds of residents showed up. When fight big tech and private equity we win.



John McCutcheon got 34 million dollar football performance 29 million champions center and press box built Ryan Bamford zero ground up construction in a decade! All we get is excuses!



