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So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu. I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light. Please everyone should get their PVCs

@DavidJHarrisJr You mean a tiny fraction of people

Do you agree with her?

Speedily

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And she blocked me. 😂😂😂

1 ounce of gold is $4527 A carat of diamond is $7300 1 barrel of crude oil is $91 I don't know what you are selling that you keep asking people to dm you for the price.

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@FMCIDENigeria Streaming at what time please?

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Russia invaded Ukraine and Abrahimovic lost Chelsea. Eghbali is Iranian-American and Boehly is American, so when will it happen?

For a One Way restriction to be enforceable, there must be a visible sign. Example, the No Entry symbol as prescribed by the Nigeria Highway Code. So on this case, the FRSC is wrong and they have no case here and the FRSC officer is not acting professional here. He doesn't have the right to use those abusive words, on the driver Ignorance of the law is no excuse © Atanda

I miss you everyday king 💔

@CFCKen_ You are not alone

Am I the only Chelsea fan who doesn't care about the club anymore?

@ParallelFacts Photo is Ai generated

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championship clubs in tottenham stadium next season:

@officialEFCC 2021 it took you 5 years to charge them to court

EFCC Arraigns  Bankers for Alleged  $306,667.81, €50,250 Fraud in Lagos   The Lagos Zonal Directorate 1 of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Ikoyi, Lagos, on Tuesday, March 3, 2026, arraigned two bank officials, Bakare Oladimeji Surajudeen and James Olukayode Imokwede, over an alleged  $306,667.81 and €50,250 fraud before Justice Ismaila Ijelu of the Lagos State High Court sitting in Ikeja.   The defendants, who are both top officials of  FSDH Merchant Bank Limited, were arraigned on a 10-count charge bordering on alleged stealing and retention of stolen property to the tune of $306,667.81 and €50,250.   The petitioner, FSDH Merchant Bank Limited, alleged that an internal audit uncovered unauthorized debits totaling $306,667.81 and €50,250, equivalent to N527,406,916.66 (Five Hundred and Twenty-Seven Million, Four Hundred and Six Thousand, Nine Hundred and Sixteen Naira, Sixty Six kobo),   from its Letters of Credit (LC) payable accounts.   Investigations revealed that the defendants processed fraudulent transfers through the SWIFT platform to third parties.   One of the counts reads: “That you, BAKARE OLADIMEJI SURAJUDEEN and JAMES OLUKAYODE IMOKWEDE, sometime in 2021 in Lagos within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, dishonestly took the sum of N527,406,916.66 (Five Hundred and Twenty-Seven Million, Four Hundred and Six Thousand, Nine Hundred and Sixteen Naira, Sixty Six kobo), property of FSDH Merchant Bank Limited.”   Another count reads: "That you BAKARE OLADIMEJI SURAJUDEEN AND JAMES Olukayode Imokwede sometime in 2021 in Lagos within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court dishonestly took sum of $306,667. 81 (Three Hundred and Six Thousand, Six Hundred and Sixty Seven dollars,  Eighty one cents) property of FSDH Merchant Bank Limited".    The defendants pleaded “not guilty” to all the charges preferred against them.   Following their pleas,  prosecution counsel, H. U. Kofarnaisa, asked the court for a trial date and also prayed that the defendants be remanded  in a Correctional facility pending trial.    Counsel to the first and second defendants, Oluwaseun Akintunde and Olajide S. Onasanya, informed the court that bail applications had been filed  on behalf of the defendants and also urged the court to grant them bail on liberal terms.    They also prayed that the defendants be remanded in the EFCC custody pending the perfection of their bail conditions.   The prosecution counsel, however, opposed the prayers of the defence seeking the  remand of the defendants in the EFCC custody, saying that “the EFCC detention facilities are overstretched.”   After listening to both parties, Justice Ijelu granted the defendants bail in the sum of N2 million each, with two sureties in like sum.   The court ordered that one of the sureties  must be a relative, who is gainfully employed.   The sureties  must provide evidence of tax payment in the last three years and must show proof of livelihood, with their residences verified.    The defendants were ordered to deposit their international passports with the court, and must not travel outside the country without the leave of the court.   The judge subsequently remanded the defendants in a Correctional facility pending the perfection of their bail conditions.   Justice Ijelu adjourned the matter till March 25, 2026, for the commencement of trial.

Bully Meets Bull

She's too stupid to realize the irony. She just thinks it's a stupid question.

Another reason why men live shorter lives.