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RUTHLESS I toast Ruth she no gree. So I pulled an @Odumodublvck_ lyrics on her.. Abeg abeg, If I'm gonna be Ruth-less, lemme be ruthless.

Three English boys starting an #elclassico game.

One room. One night. Only one wish... One Room premieres on YouTube on April 3. #shortfilm #shortfilms #shortfilmshoot #hollywood

One Room is coming to theatres and cinemas near you. Get your tickets on www… Just kidding 😁 That must be for our next project. One Room drops on YouTube on April 3. We can’t wait for you to see it. 🙏🏽 #shortfilm

@Zubair_Adam_007 @Ayoelesho 😂

@layeojuyo @Ayoelesho I no go lie for you nah🤣

“The Japanese man we met is so passionate about vegetables that he wakes up every morning and goes into the bush to pick vegetables” Mama Nkechi that sells ugwu has been doing the same thing for years but nobody has called her passionate. These are the issues.

@Zubair_Adam_007 @Ayoelesho No wonder 😂

@layeojuyo @Ayoelesho Pesin wey I be him neighbor🤣

Why do Danfos have conductor? - Because they are made of iron

How did dragons become extinct? - They all died of heartburn

What could be the best Oxymoronic instance? Seeing Vin Diesel drive an electric car.

@Zubair_Adam_007 @Ayoelesho How u take sabi him name

@Ayoelesho Mama Nkechi = Hustle Nakamura = Passion There are levels to this thing🤣🤣

@BarcaUniversal @_AdrianSnchz His* grandmother

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Barça players will wear a black bracelet during today's game to support Gavi, as her Grandmother passed away. — @_AdrianSnchz

@BarcaUniversal @mundodeportivo Balde? How!

Expected lineup to face Athletic Club tonight: Joan García, Eric García, Cubarsí, Gerard Martín, Balde; Casadó, Bernal, Dani Olmo; Lamine Yamal, Lewandowski, Rashford. — @mundodeportivo

Me: How did Adam know that Eve was the bone of his bone? Fave: He just knew Me: No, he had a boner

:What are civil engineers favourite part in a song? - the bridge

@konstructivizm Vals Marineris…. Distantly associated with Valar Morghulis?

The largest known canyon in the solar system is on Mars. Vals Marineris was first photographed by the Mariner 9 probe, which was sent to Mars in 1971. This canyon is 4,000 km long, 200 km wide, and 7 km deep.

@Teslaconomics I’ll like to be able to buy X stocks on X

I don’t think people truly understand what’s about to happen with 𝕏 Money. This is Elon going back to his roots - back to x.com - and building what he always wanted in the first place: one place that runs your entire financial life. When he rebranded Twitter to 𝕏 in 2023, he said straight up that we’re adding the ability to conduct your entire financial world. He even said you may not even need a traditional bank account. Most people brushed that off. And now it’s becoming real. 𝕏 Money has already been live in closed beta internally within the company. A limited external beta is expected soon, and they’ve already secured money transmitter licenses in over 40 states plus DC. 𝕏 Payments is registered with FinCEN. Visa is officially partnered. You’ll be able to fund your wallet instantly, send peer-to-peer payments, move money to your bank, and eventually use a debit card. And I think this is just the beginning. This will probably start as a simple wallet where you can send money as easily as sending a DM. With this technology, you can pay creators, pay subscriptions, pay whatever bills, shop inside the app, get paid inside the app, and much more. Then, there will be high-yield savings, you can invest, you can get loans, have money market accounts, maybe even treasury access, cool smart cashtags that let you see live stock prices in your timeline and execute trades seamlessly, crypto integration, potentially full asset management… the list goes on and on… Elon literally said this is meant to be the central source of ALL monetary transactions. Bro… think about that for a sec. Your 𝕏 profile becomes your financial identity. Everyone you follow is already there. Everyone you interact with is already there. That social graph becomes your distribution engine. Like, you won’t need a separate banking app, no need for a separate investing app, no need for a separate payment app… this all lives where you already spend your time. Right here on 𝕏. Look at WeChat in China, which Elon always alluded to. Payments, messaging, shopping, investing - all integrated in one app. It handles $ trillions in volume and became deeply embedded in everyone’s daily life. Now 𝕏 is building the Western version of that, but with a more global reach, and xAI’s AI layered on top of all this. Before you call me crazy, you have to understand how big this opportunity is. Digital payments globally are measured in the tens of $ trillions of dollars annually. Even just capturing a small slice of that across hundreds of millions, and eventually a billion, users can change everything. 𝕏 already has the audience. That lowers customer acquisition costs significantly. Add fintech revenue on top of ads, plus float, plus lending, plus investing tools, and we’re talking about a completely different valuation profile. Now, $44B for this company looks like the bargain of the decade… this was one of the main reasons I invested in 𝕏. And if they execute the way they’ve executed at Tesla and SpaceX, this could truly fundamentally redefine how people handle $ . Most people today still see 𝕏 as just a social media app. I see it as the foundation of a financial system layered on top of a global network. Ultimately becoming the “everything” app. And this I believe is a once-in-a-generation opportunity. Elon is calling this a game-changer. I believe him.

@POLANKLASIQ @MrFidooooo Stadium ke

@MrFidooooo You really did yourself dirty Just few .months that you grew into stadium suddenly you started disrespecting your helpers

There’s no easy way to write this, so I’ll just say it plainly. I messed up. Stardom came into my life quickly. One minute I was dreaming about it, the next minute I was living it. And while the world was watching me grow, I was still trying to understand who I was inside that growth. Along the way, I made mistakes. I said things that should never have been said. I allowed ego, excitement, and inexperience to influence some of my decisions. That’s not who I want to be. And it’s not who I’m becoming. To my fans, the ones who stream the music, defend me, pray for me, and believe in me, I am sorry. To the global Afrobeats community, the legends and godfathers who opened these doors before me, my colleagues and everyone who felt disappointed by my words or actions, I apologise. Truly. There are moments in life when you either double down on pride or you humble yourself and grow. I chose to step back. I chose to listen. I chose to reflect. It takes strength to admit you were wrong. It takes maturity to retrace your steps. I’m doing both. I am still learning. I am still evolving. But I promise you this, I have taken these lessons seriously. The man walking into this next chapter is more grounded, more aware, and more respectful of the platform he’s been given. The music you’re about to hear will come from a deeper place. A more honest place. A more grateful place. Thank you to everyone who held me accountable instead of cancelling me. Thank you to those who stayed. And even to those who walked away, I understand. This is growth. This is maturity. This is me doing better. It’s game time again. Fido

@abdulstilldey “Broom and Parker >> vacuum cleaner “

“Car is a liability” “Washing machine is for lazy people” “Flying is more risky than road trip” “Turning off data saves data” God punish poverty.

@MofoG75 @TheCaptainEli @theallinpod 😂😂

@TheCaptainEli @theallinpod So what he's saying is that this will be the ultimate hand job.

Elon Musk on why Optimus is so brutally hard to build (hardware side): “The hands are the majority of the engineering difficulty of the entire robot.” Human hands evolved insane sophistication — ~27–28 degrees of freedom, complex tendon web (mostly forearm muscles), crazy dexterity. No supply chain exists. Tesla had to design every single actuator, motor, gearbox & electronics from physics first principles. “Harder than Cybertruck or Model X… somewhere between Model X and Starship.” Optimus v3 finally aiming for true human-level hand performance. The “hands problem” is massively underestimated.

@Wizarab10 Funny how I understand both parties. Most fans will share honest feedback about your films, which are often critical. Critical is actually good. However, the first thing that comes to the filmmaker's mind is the heavy investments in the film. Anyone will defend their investment

This was me just last week. Read the last paragraph. I've seen all his movies, including The Figurine, October 1, Phone Swap, Mokalik, and Citation, and they were very good movies. Even Season 1 of Anikulapo was solid. I am suddenly a hater and senseless for not liking Anikulapo 2. Am I also senseless for liking the other movies he produced? We cannot impose quality on Season 2. It has to earn it, and it terribly failed. There is no good series that has an entirely stupid and incoherent season. Season 2 was forced and merely an excuse to justify Netflix money. The denouement of Season 1 was a perfect fit. That was why the movie could sell itself. He should have left it like that and written an entirely different story instead of forcing a continuation. At this point, Kunle might need to dance to market Season 3 and I won't even judge him because I don't know how he expects people to see Season 3 after such an eyesore. I still insist he is he best movie maker in the country. Anikulapo 2 does not take that away. He just needs to tell us another story.

Every thought—critical or compassionate—generates a real chemical reaction. It's not a metaphor. It affects your immune system, your perception of pain and your ability to heal.