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a trillion dollars spent on ai risk teams and no one thought to hard code into the model to not tell Bernie Sanders that you do crime

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

Nobody likes these AI guys left or right. Feels like this is a issue with 99% American consensus that they should be stuffed back in a locker

So Jake Paul, this big mountain of a man, shaggy like a sleepy cartoon ogre, all pranks and fractured jaws in the ring, has somehow transformed into the icon of Valentine’s Day 2026, crying like a child, live for the world, over his fiancée’s gold medal 🥇

Imagine turning on the game and seeing your favorite team getting dunked on by the crash dummies from car commercials

Last night was so close to being a perfect Tuesday - Andy went home on DWTS, Louisville beat UK, Bruins won. I needed u @celtics

@kellykeegs Just scrolled here to make sure you had the same take. It’s so odd and distracting.

Ambient noise is brutal. This is my first time listening to a “dramatized version” of an audiobook and it’s a MASSIVE adjustment

@CollegeGameDay @PatrickMahomes @PatMcAfeeShow 👎🏻

Catch us live from Lubbock for a Top 10 Showdown with @PatrickMahomes as guest picker! This week College GameDay will be available, once again, to all fans on the ESPN App with no subscription or authentication needed. Fans can also watch all three hours on X @PatMcAfeeShow. For the ESPN App, tune in here: bit.ly/4hNk7xT

@ESPNPR @CollegeGameDay @PatrickMahomes @espn 👎🏻

Catch ESPN’s @CollegeGameDay live from Lubbock for a Top 10 Showdown with @PatrickMahomes as guest picker! As we continue to work on reaching a fair resolution with YouTube TV so they can restore our networks, this week College GameDay will be available, once again, to all fans on the ESPN App with no subscription or authentication needed. Fans can also watch all three hours on X @PatMcAfeeShow. For the ESPN App, tune in here: bit.ly/4hNk7xT

@ESPNPR @espn @ESPNNFL @ESPNNBA @F1 @CollegeGameDay @NCAASoccer @Disney you all should be ashamed of yourselves. We know it’s your fault. LET US WATCH FOOTBALL!!!

YouTube TV customers: The days ahead will bring more can’t miss action Go to keepmynetworks.com to get ESPN back!

. @espn messing up a CFB Weekend so they can squeeze more dollars out of us is disgusting. Skull fuck coming up! Fuck you guys in the eye socket

My son just walked into my office wearing his Rozier jersey with tears in his eyes. “Papa, are we not going to be able to watch Scary Terry anymore?” He is 31 and hasn’t had a job in three years.

Louisville! What an interception. What a win

Hydroplaning (all time kb rant)

Got married the other weekend btw

@ColeyMick & @ whoever else was in Dead Bird Chat

Every locker room cat needs a locker #GoCards

There's the requisite throat clearing about not liking Kimmel, but the argument is well made: "When a network drops high-profile talent hours after the FCC chairman makes a barely veiled threat, then it’s no longer just a business decision. It’s government coercion... At the same time, Nexstar is also awaiting final FCC approval for a merger with Tegna, a smaller company that also owns local TV stations... That deal will not be final until Carr’s FCC approves it. You don’t have to be a cynic to see how FCC pressure played a role in Nexstar’s decision-making."

WE’RE ACTUALLY GETTING A MOVIE

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live