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@stickydacat @DaftLimmy @LTCPLUS The golden age of Limmy streams, along with him karate kicking dugs in GTA.

Ok Limmy might be out of his fucking mind 😭

@DaftLimmy Are the ads back then? Thought you’d got rid of them.

That's me live.

@intheeighties I’d be interested. Ad-free episodes and some video of you recording them would great.

Just a question! If we was to set up a Patreon, 1.would you be interested? and 2. What sort of stuff would you want ?

@intheeighties Fingers like pig's tits

Hands like shovels

@rickygervais You still got the van? I could do with a tip run

Just dropped off 600 bottles of Dutch Barn Vodka at Costco in Watford. Always working.

@DaftLimmy Have you heard Male Stripper by Man2Man? What a song!

Music peaked with Mysterious Times by Sash. Everything else is a fucking waste of time.

@intheeighties Another one.. #FrippsPrivilege

@robertpopper Any of the @beefanddairy Eli Roberts episodes are amazing, but number 21 is a standout

Apart from the Joe Thomas episode of @OffMenuOfficial, what’s the funniest podcast ep you know please? Thanks in advance.

@benpartridge A tight 45 about a birthday card?

About to do stand up on stage for the first time I think since maybe 2015? It's time for the CHASTENING.

@ThisisPartridge @Waterstones Will it feature Edmonds?

Announcing my new memoir BIG BEACON: a lighthouse rebuilt, a broadcaster reborn. Where to buy? Well, far from being lumps that form in the bladder, @Waterstones is the name of my favourite retailer and they’ll have signed copies. waterstones.com/book/alan-part…

@PatrickRandell2 I claim no credit for it, but it really hits the nail on the head

@lazzbine @a_webb @GaryLineker @secrettory12 I like that very much. Simple way to tell this story. Thank you.

Good heavens, this is beyond awful.

@NoContextBrits What about the game where you poke a stick in a dog egg and chase your mates with it?

Settle a debate. What's this game called?

@SteveJmz @DaftLimmy Exactly this. Standing, you can really spread those cheeks and give it a proper clawing

@EvieKingWrites I get confused by 'executor'. If you have no family who does that? Or is it super simple and something that could be handled by a friend? Sorry if this isn't your area of expertise

@rickygervais Not particularly dark but at the urinal I sometimes have the incredible urge to eat one of them little yellow things. Mental.

Recording another episode this weekend. Do you ever have dark thoughts to frighten yourself? Like “what if I shout out a terrible thing at this funeral” or “ what if I say their baby’s ugly”. Let me know.

@joeheenan Wasn’t the easiest wank, but I managed it.

There's an app you can add your face to film or pop stars & I added Farage's to Britney Spears & it's the worst thing ever. I'm so sorry

@JazRignall Cheers. And I’m sure it’s been said countless times already but you and the zzap team were such a huge part of my life growing up. Thanks for everything.

@JazRignall Often wondered, did you get actual finished carts, or were they bodge jobs?

30 years ago this week, I received Thunder Force III for review on Mega Drive. This keenly anticipated shooter did not disappoint. It featured spectacular graphics and music, terrific effects, and top-of-the-line shooting action. I rated the "state of the art" game a massive 95%!

@MikeBubbins @distantpod @elisjames @SteffGarrero @ScottQuinnell @SteveSpeirs4 @robfieldmouse Get involved