Elspeth Belden

Guns N' Roses have really mellowed with age

Call me a curmudgeon but these experimental Coke flavours are getting out of hand.

@Kirstyish So sparkly. Looks rad!

“I give you the light of Earendil our most beloved star. May it be a light to you in dark places when all other lights go out.” #lotr #tattoo

I made a tiny ball pit for my rabbits and it’s everything I hoped for.

There’s a story here, and I need to know what it is.

Nice little addition to some west London street art.

@SamanthaZoeBird @ToysForBob This was my Sunday night. Seriously, screw this level.

@GNRailUK Any word on this @GNRailUK ? Or are you just hoping to drag this out until the claims-window expires.

@GNRailUK Jokes aside, could you please respond to the fact you're asking Oyster users to supply information that isn't actually possible to acquire, either at a station or via registered online account. Journey history only available up to two months in the past. Shady business tactics.

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@InOurEmptyDays @GNRailUK The blood sacrifice is fairly standard procedure but having to submit my application in ancient greek is going a little bit far IMHO.

@GNRailUK I'm not sure you could have made this any more difficult for monthly Oyster card users if you tried. So you need individual purchase receipts from 6 months ago, and a print out of our entire journey history for the month, for 3 months, scanned and organized into 3 pdfs?

Bet the creative team couldn’t believe their luck when they managed to get this one signed off.

@oddthesungod @WolfC4ke

When your office microphone is having an existential crisis

@RicochetBlabit I rather hope to never meet those of the flesh eating variety.

@lbhahaha Goddamn respectful to bees! That's how you should feel!!! 😁😂

Today I learned that the lion on Lyle's golden syrup can design is actually not just super chill but actually dead and being eaten by bees and now I don't know how to feel.

@thowland @DeanRed123 Magic carnivorous bees...yep, makes about as much sense as the rest of the stuff in there.

@DeanRed123 @lbhahaha I think it's samson's riddle? Weird Old Testament stuff, he killed a lion and came back later to find a beehive in it.

@MikeStraiton Worst. Lion King sequel. Ever.

@lbhahaha If the bees hadn’t got him, the Trump Brothers would have. At least this way, there’s that whole circle of life thing going on.

Web design is the practice of combining nice typography with new and creative ways to ruin scrolling

A sly edit caught in the wild at Old Street.

@FintanOHiggins Shit, you’ve just reminded me that screen beans exist. I miss the grand old days of MS word art. I’ll pass on your feedback.

@lbhahaha Make it clear if 'circumference' here refers to the baby's head, the mother's cervix or the father's glans. Then put in screen beans.

Anyone have any design advice for my friend John on his baby shower printout? I’m clocked off for the weekend.