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Rule #1 : Never think it can't happen to you...

@ViceroyIV Mukapanda kuipeza ku lilongweko ndikumbukileni ine nyamata wanu ilipo ndendende mufunayo..

@lbjoza The Toyota of laptops 🤣 Got a brand new hp some 2 years ago. Within 2 months ma scratch mbwee. Kungogwetsa kamodzi, mavuto. 🚮

Who’s your laptop plug in Lilongwe? I need a Thinkpad i7, 11-13th gen, 512gb or 1TB ssd, great battery, backlit keyboard, touchscreen and all that good stuff. I need it readily available osati za taking orders. New or second hand is okay.

@AlipoAndrewsII Ma zaza ajawo si utsi wa mbaula 😂😂😂🙌

MRA yavuta kwambiri panopa.

Zokongola. Tapangani 📷 kutsogoloko tione decoration...

@DreOsman_ Nkodzo okhala wako omwe 😂

@lbjoza 😂😂 Kumachita kulira nawo

This morning, while delivering a dress to a client in Limbe, KJ. I met chi mkazi, huge ass ili gwede gwede. She noticed me staring then she said, “Hey, fine man, do you want my number?” I replied, “Yes, please.” She then gave it to me, & she took mine as well. Moyo ukati ukome!

@she_drone Iyayi, tidikila atipeze konkuno tilibe yolipilila kabaza 😂😂

@lbjoza After the event chizungulira koma bwelani muzauyambe😂

Bwelani Bwelani waulele by Makata offices🥳

@slicemagazine Here comes a Nyirenda Nyirenda outfit event 😂🙌

Organisers of the Rendezvous Bonfire Experience 2026 have announced that denim will be the official dress code for the event set for 6 and 7 June at Groove Garden in Lilongwe. 🎶

Mamuna akapeza ndalama, amafuna mkazi onjoya naye. Mkazi kungopeza makobidi, basi tu; akhala self-appointed Chairlady of the Feminist Movement...

@Mordecai_mz Inu abambo ochenjela

@lbjoza abambo opusa

Gala ilikuti?

@Mordecai_mz Iwe kagwele kutali

@lbjoza ndawafunsa kale iwowo apapa,inu mukuyankhiranji?

Koma lero ma baddie amu Illusionz nde mwapanga gala.😂

@Gyokes14 Za Arsenal pano ayi😂😂

@lbjoza I’ll just laugh and buy you a couple of drinks and brag about Arsenal 😁

As your friend, if you tell me your relationship problems, im laughing at you first then see how i can help you later 😂😂

@Asaph_E @kimkam03 @OzinOfficial 🤣😂😂😂🙌

@lbjoza @kimkam03 @OzinOfficial "pa cifukwa cimeneci..."

Anthu mukulemba chichewa choziwa nokhatu🙌🏿

Kodi fada wa chiyambileni kuyimba ali ndi nyimbo zingati??

@kimkam03 @Asaph_E @OzinOfficial Chichewa ngati chamu baibulo 😂

@Asaph_E @OzinOfficial Chodziwa*

@colouryellow_ Ngati amayi a zaka 56 oti chokoma chinagwela nkati amuzepula mwana mpaka kumusupula nde uziti alibe nazo ntchito. Ukuona ngat ukunamiza ana akwanu eti😂😂😂

@lbjoza Hence I said " ambiri" not " tonse" 😂😂🙌. Ine zimandisangalatsatu oho💀🤣🤣

Jambulani azigula ma gay men. Akazi ambiri zogonana alibe nazo ntchito amangopangira kukusangalatsani poti🤭💀🤣🤣🙌