Lauren Cootes

I can't upgrade anything. My phone. My computer. My life. My fries.

May I interest you in a chilled glacier freeze on the rocks?

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?" me :

when I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again:

@lcootes hey

@Tophurrr Nice tots

me at 3am setting my alarm for 6am:

weekends aren’t rest days anymore

All I want rn are some Gushers.

@MBradshawMedia just sent this to me and I’m feeling some sort of way. 🥹😂

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

@Tophurrr HAHAHA

me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

that glass of water at 3am >>>>>

I just dropped a bagel bite on my leg and think I got a 3rd degree burn.

@Tophurrr Oh MY gosh 😅😂

I don’t know who made this but I think about it a lot

@PapaThunderBear I KNOW YOU, and KNOW you love it

@lcootes No

I don’t care what you say, but the Macarena is a bop and a half.